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Stormont balls to be replaced with community halls, confirms Brokenshire

Stormont balls to be replaced with community halls, confirms Brokenshire

As Stormont collapses yet again, the Secretary of State has come up with an original solution to the ongoing problems- in future, the parties will each hold their own Assembly in community venues of their choice. His unusual decision follows a weekend which saw First Minister Arlene Foster choose Brookeborough Orange Hall to begin her

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Fury as vandals change Holywood town sign

People in Holywood are described as “quite cross” today after vandals doctored one of the town’s iconic name signs to read “Holewood”. The pranksters appear to have been inspired by events in California, after the famous sign on the Hollywood hills was changed to Hollyweed on New Year’s Eve. Police in the North Down town say that

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