Following years of success for southern Irish flight providers Aer Lingus and Ryanair, a consortium of Northern Irish business men have setup their own rival airline, in a bid to capitalise on growing a trend amongst local people for 'going places' and 'doing...
There were wild scenes of jubilation in Craigavon today as residents took to the streets to celebrate the town being crowned the "best place to live and work" in Northern Ireland, in a survey conducted by the Post Office. "This survey really...
A Co Antrim businessman has launched an X-rated website aimed squarely at Northern Irish Protestants. Ballymena entrepreneur Bertie Oldman told The Ulster Fry that he believed that he'd spotted a gap in the market. "The World Wide Interwab is full of...
The Guardian newspaper today declared that Belfast is the best city for tourists in the UK. We're always doing our bit to help out visitors, so here's 10 activities that they just might enjoy. Join the wacky races at Divis Enjoy...
After yet more travel chaos at Aldergrove, Belfast International Airport have unveiled a new range of 'package queuing holidays'. "The pain in the hole of getting through our airport has gone from strength-to-strength down the years." explained security manager, Annie...
Following the announcement that 3,500 jobs at Honda Swindon are to be lost, leave campaigner Boris Johnson has reminded Britons that they used to happily ride around the UK on horseback - and can do so again. "We Brits have...
A staggering 112% of beards here are now working in a Game of Thrones related industry, new figures from the Department of Unusual Statistics have revealed. "Prior to Game of Thrones there was huge unemployment in the facial hair community,"...
An article released today by satirical website the Ulster Fry is reportedly costing Northern Ireland employers 'a clean fortune', as lazy-arsed employees read it whilst pretending to busy. "Aye I'm supposed to be doing something in a spreadsheet or some...
Northern Ireland's transport links moved proudly into the 1960s today with the approval of plans for a third bus-stop at the world famous Belfast International Airport. Tourists from across the globe regularly jet into the International Airport from far-flung destinations such...
The value of shares in County Tyrone has plummeted after two days of frantic trading on Wall Street. The crisis began yesterday on the New York Sticks Exchange, where all things culchie are traditionally traded. The turf price was the first...

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