Scientists across the globe are hailing a 'major breakthrough in human development' after a Co. Antrim housewife became the first ever woman to work out how to put a toilet seat down. 42-year-old Wanda Pish made the discovery when she...
Following years of success for southern Irish flight providers Aer Lingus and Ryanair, a consortium of Northern Irish business men have setup their own rival airline, in a bid to capitalise on growing a trend amongst local people for 'going places' and 'doing...
Following months of denying families their working and family tax credits through ruthless handling of a government contract, US firm Concentrix have been hired by rogue nation, North Korea, to handle complaint calls from it's millions of disgruntled citizens. "Kim Jong Un is really impressed with our...
There were wild celebrations in Belfast today after it was announced that the city's famous Odyssey Arena was to be renamed in honour of its new sponsors - energy suppliers SSE. "We're delighted with the move," said marketing director Cheapskate...
Following the introduction of ‘self-service’ checkouts over a decade ago, Tesco recently rolled out a new ‘Scan as you Shop’ gadget so customers can cash-up their own trolley before they reach the tills. In a new trial running this month in Belfast's...
With yet more technical difficulties striking their services today, Ulster Bank chiefs have confirmed that they are set to convert their holdings into a chain of bookies, in an effort to improve the chances of actually making a cash withdrawal...
Amid rumours that the next Star Wars film will be partly filmed on the dank, inhospitable planet of Lisburn, the Northern Ireland economy received a further boost after it was revealed that Harland and Wolff shipyard will build the...
After his blistering return to our TV screens last week on a new ad for We Are Vertigo, it has emerged that legendary businessman Jim Megaw is in line to replace Lord Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice. During the...
The chairman of the Northern Ireland Association of Petrol Stations has revealed that their forecourts and garage shops are 'fully stocked and loaded' tonight ahead of tomorrow's Mother's Day celebrations. "We've got fresh flowers out the front in a rake of...
The owner of a Chinese takeaway off the Newtownards Road has unveiled an audacious marketing plan which will see all customers charged £16.90 for their meals. "For some strange reason all my customers shout 'yeoooooo!' when their order comes to...

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