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A new movie that began shooting in Belfast today is thought to be the first of its kind, as it will not have "any auld shite about the troubles". "It's a romantic comedy," said the film's director Francis Ford Cortina,...
As epic fantasy Game of Thrones enters it's final season, Sky have revealed a new interactive service which allows viewers to figure out 'who the feck someone is' at the click of a button. "I've watched every episode," said local...
Former South Antrim MP, the Reverend William McCrea, has stunned the world of pop music by scooping a late wild card entry to the Eurovision Song Contest, after claiming that he is representing the little-known EU state "The Loyalist People's Republic...
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Jamie Dornan has been voted "Hottest Hunk in the World" in some survey or other, but it would be a shame if women across the globe thought that he is the best that Northern Ireland has to offer. We went...
There was an angry reaction in Belfast today after news filtered through that Game of Thrones actor Kit Harington had criticised the city during an interview on some US TV show. Mr Harington, who is clearly deranged, told talk show host Seth...
BBC Northern Ireland News is set for a radical new makeover, after station executives unveiled an exciting new current affairs format, which effectively 'swaps' the news and weather around, in a move they say will ‘suit changing viewer demands’. The...

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