Entertainment

In the light of the fresh allegations against former Prime Minster Ted Heath, the British Home Office has just confirmed that as of 5pm today every celebrity in the entire world will be listed on the UK Sex Offenders Register. They...

A Kickstarter project promising to crowd-fund the services of an international assassin to take out celebrity shitehawk, Katie Hopkins, has set a new record on the site as the quickest start-up idea ever conceived. The campaign which began with a target goal of £100,000 has received 250...

Following news that Ian McShane is joining the cast of Game Of Thrones, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that the English actor is sensationally set to reprise the role of 'Lovejoy' in HBO's epic fantasy drama. The internet had been rife with speculation about which...

There was much celebration in messy bedrooms across Ulster today, after it was announced that someone at CultureTECH got bored enough to put the entire ordnance survey map of Northern Ireland into hit video game, Minecraft. Minecraft, a computer game which allows a user to build their own...

A new report published today by Moneyslane Institute of Science and Technology has claimed that the entire internet is in danger as it creaks under the sheer volume of supposedly amusing pictures of Minions. "We've long known that cat pictures make...

Getting a TV licence is about to become an even bigger pain in the arse, after the the BBC announced they would be seeking 'further proof' that homeowners are properly qualified to own and operate a television. Planned for 2016, the new measures will...

In a sensational move guaranteed to please music fans the world over, the BBC has announced that it intends to cover this year's Twelfth in the same detail as it covers the Glastonbury Festival. "The BBC is committed to bringing...

Despite being listed on the Internet Movie Database with a 1993 release date, members of the DUP today insisted that Stephen Spielberg's dinosaur epic was first created 4,000 years ago. The row started with the release of the latest instalment in the franchise, Jurassic...

Following years of speculation, the music industry was abuzz today with the speculation that legendary Belfast musician Sir Van Morrison is set to smile on his next album following his recent knighthood. Morrison, famous for such classic hits as ‘Moondance’, ‘Brown...

A new movie that began shooting in Belfast today is thought to be the first of its kind, as it will not have "any auld shite about the troubles". "It's a romantic comedy," said the film's director Francis Ford Cortina,...