Han Solo's legal claim for a broken leg is all about getting a disabled parking bay at the Mos Eisley Spaceport, a former colleague of the smuggler has revealed. According to retired bounty hunter Greedo, Mr Solo has been interested in getting a blue...
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The producers of ITV primetime show "Britain's Got Talent" have been conning the public for years, according to a judgement released yesterday by TV watchdog Ofcom. The ruling follows concerns that last year's winner Jules O'Dwyer and her dog Matisse had in...
Getting a TV licence is about to become an even bigger pain in the arse, after the the BBC announced they would be seeking 'further proof' that homeowners are properly qualified to own and operate a television. Planned for 2016, the new measures will...
Thanks to the Internet everyone now knows that yer man off Game of Thrones died last night, even people who don't give a shit. With half the country posting Facebook statuses that say things like "Spoiler alert! OMG! I can't...
BBC Northern Ireland executives are celebrating this evening after their flagship programme, The Nolan Show, won a staggering four Oscars at last night's star studded Academy Awards ceremony. "We didn't even know that the show had been nominated," said Peter Cringe, Head of...
Fresh from a Stormont grilling about his alleged role in the £1.2 billion NAMA deal, it has emerged that DUP leader Peter Robinson is to build on his reputation as ruthless titan of industry by filling Alan Sugar's shoes on a Northern Ireland version of...
Tonight's U2 concert is under 'serious threat' the Ulster Fry has learned, after the two 'kinda normal' members of the band threatened to quit - unless the other two 'stupidly nicknamed eejits' started acting their age, Larry and his colleague, the other...

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