Princess Leiabout After years of leading the rebellion, Princess Leiabout can't be arsed anymore. She has three wains who do her head in and she lies on the sofa smoking fegs and ordering groceries from Iceland's website. The Prime Minister...
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BBC sports pundit Mark Sidebottom's bottom is in the same place as everyone else's bottom, an investigative study by top scientists has revealed. "We've been looking into Mr Sidebottom's bottom for several months," says leading biologist Anil Kavity, "and we've...
A Belfast man who made an original, witty retort to some people he'd never met before, has won the Best Joke award at this years Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Lee Robinson from Belfast told us "I was in Edinburgh for the weekend with the missus when we...
As epic fantasy Game of Thrones enters it's final season, Sky have revealed a new interactive service which allows viewers to figure out 'who the feck someone is' at the click of a button. "I've watched every episode," said local...
There was an angry reaction in Belfast today after news filtered through that Game of Thrones actor Kit Harington had criticised the city during an interview on some US TV show. Mr Harington, who is clearly deranged, told talk show host Seth...
With the BBC revealing the wages of their top stars, including professional angry man Stephen Nolan, The Ulster Fry has been looking at what our other celebrities demand for their time. We were shocked.... Stephen Nolan: £1 million per week,...
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Following news that Game of Thrones now has its own Bayeux style tapestry in the Ulster Museum, prominent historians have revealed that they already had a very similar artefact in storage. Dating from the 12th Century, The Buck-you Tapestry tells the story of life...
OK, so we thought we'd make one more set of these, sure they're good craic. One about Bangor One about politicians One about Riverdance And one about marching One about South Armagh One about hobbies One about scary folk One about blowing stuff up One about the traffic...

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