Following their recent purchases of 21st Century Fox, Marvel & Lucasfilm, Disney are now sensationally set to be acquired themselves, after a dramatic takeover bid by non-sectarian comedy site, The Ulster Fry. "We've sold a fair clatter of calendars and...
Angry Game of Thrones fans have established a "Twaddel style" protest camp at the Dark Hedges in Country Antrim, furious that they are no longer allowed to drive down their traditional route. Fans of the show have flocked from all...
UTV Weatherman Frank Mitchell spoke of his ‘utter shame’ today, after he was discovered to be making up town names for UTV’s Weather Watch programme, reportedly since 2011. ‘Weather Watch’ has been a regular fixture on UTV for years, with Mitchell giving...
OK, we're bored with heating scandals, and a bit hungover, so can't really be arsed doing a proper post. However we found a handy wee yoke on the interweb that lets you put in a photo into Facebook Messenger,...
Film star Sir Kenneth Branagh was SENSATIONALLY arrested this afternoon in the Belfast branch of Primark, just hours after being awarded the Freedom of the City by the Council. Eagle-eyed staff apparently spotted the 56-year-old actor slipping a three pack of white...
Feuding Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher are so determined to continue their long-running disagreement that they have moved to Belfast and joined different sides of the political divide, the Ulster Fry has learned. "Noel has just bought a house in the Shankill Estate" revealed...
Belfast heart-throb Jamie Dornan, who was recently voted 'The World's Sexiest Man', is so incredibly good looking according to movie insiders, that Hollywood chiefs need someone even better looking to portray him in a movie about his own life. It is understood that Dornan was briefly...
Tonight's Green Day gig in Belfast has been dramatically cancelled by the Parades Commission after being mistaken for a Republican rally, it has emerged. "We read that thousands of people were gathering in Ormeau Park tonight for some big 'Green Day' celebration" explained Marge Banner from...
Producers of the Antiques Roadshow, due to arrive in the Stormont Estate on Saturday, have requested an extra day of filming time after their researchers discovered 90 unusual antiques in the basement of Parliament Buildings. The hit BBC show, presented...
With the world reeling from the news that celebrity power-couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are sensationally set to split, the Ulster Fry can reveal some exclusive details about their dramatic parting of ways. "They were always fighting over everything," revealed Brad's...

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