With her world tour kicking off in Belfast last night, Adele surprised her Northern Irish fans with a new localised version of her massive hit single, 'Hello' - entitled 'Bout Ye' "Sure everyone is sick the back teeth of the original now" Adele told the...
There are fears of a mass boycott of tonight's Academy Awards amid growing anger that Northern Irish actors have once again been overlooked in the nominations. "It's criminal that the stars from back home have been passed over, again ," says our Hollywood...
UTV Weatherman Frank Mitchell spoke of his ‘utter shame’ today, after he was discovered to be making up town names for UTV’s Weather Watch programme, reportedly since 2011. ‘Weather Watch’ has been a regular fixture on UTV for years, with Mitchell giving...
Following its dramatic return to television last night, the US producers of The X-Files have confirmed that they're relocating the show to Northern Ireland next season. "Sure Gillian's always in Belfast chasing thon serial killer fella from 50 Shades now, so it just makes sense"...
A simple admin error at a London hospital has inadvertently cloned the nation's best loved television presenter to create a formidable gangster rap duo. Northern Ireland's favourite son, Eamonn Holmes, was due to undergo a double hip op earlier this week, however a misunderstanding between hospital staff has...
New Top Gear presenter Chris Evans has been declared the winner of 'Friends Day' after hiring Joey Tribbiani to be his new co-presenter. Facebook users across the world spent the day competing in the super-annoying global event, taking turns to post highly original photos montages...
Former James Bond actor Piece Brosnan is set to take join an elite list of Holywood legends who have successfully made a pigs ear of the Belfast accent on the silver screen, it has been revealed. Navan born Brosnan wowed onlookers with his...
After announcing his intention to dominate multiple weight categories of the UFC - and then offering to fight Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match, Irish fighter Conor McGregor has revealed plans to compete in the new season of Robot Wars. The BBC announced the return of the classic show...
Football fans issued a red card to Northern Ireland's James Nesbitt this morning, after the previously bald actor turned up to present FIFA's Ballon d'Or award last night with what some onlookers described as a 'wile mop of hair on him'. Twitter erupted into predictable...
As viewers eagerly await the final episode of the popular boring TV show Downton Abbey, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that the producers have torn up the costume drama rulebook by relocating the cast to Rathcoole. In the stunning departure,...

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