In an exclusive interview with the Ulster Fry, well known toddler Prince George has revealed that he's fed up with wearing his granda's old clothes and "wants to wear superhero stuff." The shock admission follows a series of photos showing...
The Balmoral Show was invented in 1896 to allow folk from the sticks to look at "yos an' coos" whilst at the same time being in "the big smoke". However it has now moved to Lisburn, much to the...
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As Valentine's Day approaches a new international study has revealed that Northern Irish men are the most romantic in the world. We sent our roving reporter out on the streets of Belfast to find out what makes men here such Romeos. "My...
A Co. Armagh businessman has entered the fashionable world of craft spirits by launching what is thought to be the world's first Buckfast infused gin. Craigavon native Gerry McCash told us that he hit on the idea whilst walking his...
A driver who was kindly ‘flashed’ by an another road user at a junction to allow them to join traffic is set to take their f**king time about it, the Ulster Fry has learned. “I like to ponder the meaning...
A wee while ago we made a list of Norn Iron Ladybird style books that we thought would be good craic to see printed. Yousuns seemed to enjoy them, and so did we, so we've made a clatter more. Hopefully they'll...
Farin hallidays. Everyone loves them, but we all end up doing the same old shite. Recognise any of this? Airport beers: The best beers ever. It doesn't matter what time it is, you're on your hallidays so start as you mean...
Going back to work after Christmas is definitely the worst "going back to work" of them all, especially if you did something illegal and/or involving your arse making an appearance during "last day drinks". Here's a few topics you...
According to popular wisdom Halloween, like Christmas, "is all about the kiddies." This appears to give the "kiddies" the right to run about the place being really annoying, letting off fireworks and throwing eggs at innocent windows. Here at The...

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