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Local mums lost the run of themselves today as news emerged that it was perfect weather for drying stuff. "I was so lured after I seen the weather forecast this morning!" Tyrone mammy Sian Mills told us. "I'd three loads of washing done by lunchtime, but it dried that...
It's Friday at last, you might be planning a night out. Here's our prediction of what will happen..... 1 Getting Ready This used to be easy for men and complicated for women, but modern "grooming habits" changed that. Women get together, put on...
People who invite you round to their house to use a hot-tub actually want to have sex with you, your partner, and probably your family pets, research conducted by The Ulster Fry has revealed. The survey, which by coincidence has...
Everyone has a name whether it's a nice one or something so embarrassing it causes you to change it by deed poll. They say teachers can never name a baby because all the arseholes they've taught have ruined the...
Following on from the artistic Tour de Farts that was Part One of our exploration of Norn Irish street art, we bring you the imaginatively named Part Two. Once more we've been lucky enough to persuade Hugo Hamilton, chief critic from...
According to popular wisdom Halloween, like Christmas, "is all about the kiddies." This appears to give the "kiddies" the right to run about the place being really annoying, letting off fireworks and throwing eggs at innocent windows. Here at The...
A new report by the Ballymoney Institute of Anthropology has revealed that asking your partner to 'phone my phone' is the most common form of inter-couple communication in modern-day Northern Ireland. "About 90% of our daily interaction revolves around me using my mobile to find hers" admitted...

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