At this time of year lots of country folk are planning trips to "the big smoke" to do a spot of shappin', but for the uninitiated a visit to Belfast can be a pretty traumatic experience. We've put together...
Last week's we gave you a list of Catholic phrases that no self-respecting Protestant would ever use, and promised you an 'other-ways-round' version. This is it. "The Mainland": When referring to England, Scotland and Wales. The only Catholics who refer to...
Going back to work after Christmas is definitely the worst "going back to work" of them all, especially if you did something illegal and/or involving your arse making an appearance during "last day drinks". Here's a few topics you...
It has the more names than anywhere else in the universe Derry, Londonderry, Legenderry, Doire, The Maiden City, Stroke City, The Walled City and more. Even people who live there don't know what call it without starting an argument.  A whopping...
Norn Iron has some of the world's best improvised pish stops, many of which (surprisingly) aren't listed on the Discover Northern Ireland website. We've compiled a list of the top places to stop for a slash whilst exploring our beautiful country. 1....
Local mums lost the run of themselves today as news emerged that it was perfect weather for drying stuff. "I was so lured after I seen the weather forecast this morning!" Tyrone mammy Sian Mills told us. "I'd three loads of washing done by lunchtime, but it dried that...
Despite being sick to the back teeth of one another, people who already spend too much time breathing the same air are heading out for dinner this evening - all at the same time - the Ulster Fry has...
1. Newsreader Moira Stewart is so popular in County Down that they named the town of Moira after her. They had planned on calling it Stewartstown but her fans in County Tyrone got in first. A state of war has...
So it seems the Orange Order has advised Protestants to avoid saying Rest in Peace on the grounds that it's a Catholic thing and not Biblical. That got us to thinking what other things Catholics come out with that should...
Men couldn't wait for Christmas to be over so they could take all the packaging everyone had left at their arse to the dump, it has emerged. “Going to the dump is the best part of Christmas!” revealed 35 year...

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