There were wild Celebrations in a Belfast accountancy firm today after local clerk Robert Basset opened his lunch to reveal a sandwich filled with Quality Street chocolates.
"I was gonna dump the pile of leftover junk food so we could...
With families still finding it tough to make ends meet financially, a recent survey has revealed that doing a wash has become so ridiculously expensive that many mums are now forced to buy new clothes from Primark instead.
"Have you seen the...
With temperatures hitting 'baltic' in recent days, local shoppers have begun their annual winter ritual of purchasing brand new hats, scarves and gloves to leave at their arse somewhere within the next fortnight, the Ulster Fry has learned.
"It would...
A driver who was kindly ‘flashed’ by an another road user at a junction to allow them to join traffic is set to take their f**king time about it, the Ulster Fry has learned.
“I like to ponder the meaning...
In the latest instalment of our in-depth guides to all things Northern Ireland, we tell you 8 fascinating facts you never knew about County Tyrone.
1. Tyrone is the only Northern Irish county visible from space.
That's right, it's the biggest of the six...
A top French chef has opened a fashionable new Parisian restaurant that only serves delicacies traditionally found in a Northern Irish petrol station.
43-year-old Marco Peure Shite told us that he came up with idea while holidaying here last summer.
"Oui,"...
It's a well known fact that Northern Irish people have the sexiest accent in the world - you only have to look at the likes of Liam Neeson, Gloria Hunniford and Frostbit Boy. We always have the right word...
As Valentine's Day approaches a new international study has revealed that Northern Irish men are the most romantic in the world. We sent our roving reporter out on the streets of Belfast to find out what makes men here such Romeos.
"My...
Driving in Northern Ireland is a whole handlin'. Apart from learning all that stuff in the Highway Code, there's a heap of unwritten rules to follow. We've compiled a handy list so you know the craic!
1: Only overtake other cars on blind bends
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According to popular wisdom Halloween, like Christmas, "is all about the kiddies." This appears to give the "kiddies" the right to run about the place being really annoying, letting off fireworks and throwing eggs at innocent windows.
Here at The...
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