So it seems the Orange Order has advised Protestants to avoid saying Rest in Peace on the grounds that it's a Catholic thing and not Biblical. That got us to thinking what other things Catholics come out with that should...
In the latest instalment of our in-depth guides to all things Northern Ireland, we tell you 8 fascinating facts you never knew about County Tyrone. 1. Tyrone is the only Northern Irish county visible from space. That's right, it's the biggest of the six...
Men couldn't wait for Christmas to be over so they could take all the packaging everyone had left at their arse to the dump, it has emerged. “Going to the dump is the best part of Christmas!” revealed 35 year...
There were wild Celebrations in a Belfast accountancy firm today after local clerk Robert Basset opened his lunch to reveal a sandwich filled with Quality Street chocolates. "I was gonna dump the pile of leftover junk food so we could...
A wee while ago we made a list of Norn Iron Ladybird style books that we thought would be good craic to see printed. Yousuns seemed to enjoy them, and so did we, so we've made a clatter more. Hopefully they'll...
Nearly 100 people have been hospitalised in Belfast due to injuries caused by massive golf umbrellas in the past two days, The Ulster Fry has learned. With injuries ranging from minor cuts right through to fully poked out eyes, the...
A driver who was kindly ‘flashed’ by an another road user at a junction to allow them to join traffic is set to take their f**king time about it, the Ulster Fry has learned. “I like to ponder the meaning...
With families still finding it tough to make ends meet financially, a recent survey has revealed that doing a wash has become so ridiculously expensive that many mums are now forced to buy new clothes from Primark instead. "Have you seen the...
No day out in Northern Ireland is complete without a visit to one of the many fascinating car parks that serve our towns and cities - but have you ever stopped to think about the amazing stories that lie...
With temperatures hitting 'baltic' in recent days, local shoppers have begun their annual winter ritual of purchasing brand new hats, scarves and gloves to leave at their arse somewhere within the next fortnight, the Ulster Fry has learned. "It would...

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