With Northern Ireland's roads currently making the headlines for having more holes than Peter Robinson's NAMA alibi, the Grandmaster of the Orange Order William Hollandaise has accused Republicans of deliberately sabotaging the Queen's highway in an attempt ruin this year's Twelfth...
Police in Belfast are becoming concerned that they will soon be unable to identify criminals, due to the increasingly high levels of beards sported by young men in the city. According to a study conducted for the PSNI by Larne...
There is embarrassment in Belfast City Hall today after it was revealed that a simple clerical error had scuppered plans for the biggest tourist event of the year - the Tall Ships race. "Aye instead of booking a host of...
There was anger in North Belfast this morning after it was revealed that former Take That singer Jason Orange is planning to invest over £15 million of his fortune in a new housing development in the Ardoyne area. Mr Orange,...
Councillors in Lisburn and Castlereagh have sensationally voted to support a ban on the sale of the popular corn based snack Monster Munch in schools across the district. Downshire East DUP representative Carson Robinson had proposed the controversial motion, arguing...
New legislation introduced at Stormont today will require groups of teenage girls to spend less time squealing at each other whilst using public transport, it has emerged. The move comes amid growing concern in legal circles that the increasingly irrational...
Following a spate of ATM robberies across Northern Ireland, one criminal gang has taken things a step further and stolen an entire shopping centre in East Belfast. Connswater Shopping Centre went missing at approximately 1am this morning, with eye-witnesses testifying...
The Province of Ulster, the North of Ireland, Northern Ireland plus the Occupied Three Counties, the Occupied Six Counties plus the Free Three, the Top Bit of the Map. Whatever you want to call this bit of land we live...
Following the news that many retired paramilitaries have fully embraced democracy and are using their influence to line their pockets, a new paramilitary organisation has been setup to tackle the criminal activity of old paramilitary organisations. "We've had enough of...
Tourism in Northern Ireland received a welcome boost today after it was announced that Belfast City Council is to pay for the erection of a huge statue of popular TV presenter Eamonn Holmes. As our quite poor artist's impression shows, the...

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