With Northern Ireland's roads currently making the headlines for having more holes than Peter Robinson's NAMA alibi, the Grandmaster of the Orange Order William Hollandaise has accused Republicans of deliberately sabotaging the Queen's highway in an attempt ruin this year's Twelfth...
Holywood was controversially awarded the coveted Golden Hole trophy at a lavish ceremony in the Europa Hotel today, leading to allegations of corruption from defeated rivals Bangor. The town was languishing in third place behind its larger neighbour and shock...
The United Nations has been forced to declare a State of Emergency in Belfast after a change in the city's bin collection rota led to widespread disorder. Attempts by the City Council to roll out the new schedule ended in...
The residents of Northern Ireland's poshest town are celebrating in a refined and understated manner today after learning that their town has finally been connected to piped sparkling Evian water. Hillsboroughtonians have been lobbying the authorities for decades, disgruntled that they...
After hundreds of teenagers descended on Belfast City centre yesterday to watch a scrap between two girls that had been organised on Facebook, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that their Das are now set to square off against each other to settle who...
A bizarre error has seen the son of God mistakenly make his Easter return to a small Co Antrim village, the Ulster Fry has learned. The mishap occurred after Gideons made an unholy typo in their latest Bible, which now...
With less than six weeks til Christmas The Ulster Fry has learned that The Little Drummer Boy has already been controversially re-routed by the Parades Commission. We understand that the boy had applied to the body to parade along his traditional...
The classic playground Limerick "Old King Billy had a ten foot willy" has been voted Northern Ireland's favourite poem in a survey conducted by the University of East Strabane. The meaning of the rhyme - which reads "Old King Billy had...
After more than 20 years of complaining that there's no Straight Pride event to mirror Gay Pride, Belfast's homophobic community have finally got grant funding to hold their own parade. As our poorly photoshopped image shows, the event will celebrate...
There are growing concerns for peace and prosperity in Northern Ireland after reports emerged that dissident factions of both Republican and Loyalist terror groups have begun stockpiling the deadly Samsung Note 7. The PSNI have started patrolling shopping centres across the Province...

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