Much of East Belfast will be decorated with Spanish flags this marching season after a local loyalist misunderstood an instruction to smuggle back 20,000 fags from a holiday in Majorca. It is understood that 36-year-old Winkie "Winkie" Bunting instead bought...
The two monkeys who made a break for freedom from Belfast Zoo were "just trying to escape the madness of living here", and intent on seeking political asylum in Edinburgh. At time of going to press only one of the...
With Derry still in shock and mourning following the brutal murder of Lyra McKee, The Ulster Fry have discovered that a gang of organised criminals in the city are grooming kids to carry out vile acts for their own...
Ards Shopping Centre is ablaze this evening after arguments linked to the Black Friday sales spilled over into violence. After rioting flared this morning the PSNI was soon forced to admit that its officers had lost control of the situation,...
There was widespread panic across Northern Ireland last night, as Mother Nature unleashed what journalists have described as a "Massive Snow Explosion" . The extent of the weather chaos was matched only by the wildness of the celebrations in...
The social media world is reeling this afternoon as users react to a sudden change in the weather, which has seen Northern Ireland's usually tropical climate go from 'grey and mild' to 'grey, mild and a bit wet'. The panic...
There is growing consternation in Republican circles today amid rumours that several senior members of Sinn Fein, including leader Gerry Adams, have accepted awards in the Queen's Birthday Honours list. The information came to light after Mr Adams tweeted a photo of himself alongside...
Celebrity weather villain Frank Mitchell is the man to blame for our Autumnal weather conditions, as he's selling off the Northern Irish summertime to the highest bidder. The Ulster Fry came across this listing on the popular auction site eBay whilst...
Health chiefs have said that services are stretched to "breaking point" after an unprecedented influx of so-called patients to Accident and Emergency departments up and down the country. "This morning it seemed like everyone in Northern Ireland felt the need to...
The Northern Ireland team has returned home victorious from the World Taking Offence at Stuff Championships, held this week in Tokyo, China. The sport involves teams being shown images, text and film which is generally considered innocuous, but in which...

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