A Co. Armagh woman has been jailed for two years after her addiction to covering her house in crap decorative signs spilled over into violence. 34 year old Arlene Thomson, who cannot be named for legal reasons, first developed her addiction to the these items...
There is growing concern among community representatives in East Belfast after a local man added a second flag to his home, and immediately declared himself "100% more loyal" than his single flagged neighbour. The incident, which occurred in Aughrim Street, launched a...
A Newtownards woman is said to be "in shock, but otherwise unharmed" after she inadvertently conjured up Satan whilst shopping in her local branch of Argos. 43 year old Agnes Toucan visited the store in search of new of curling tongs,...
Following the news that both Queens and University of Ulster are cutting hundreds of jobs because they strapped for cash, the true depths of the financial crisis facing NI’s universities have finally come to light. The Ulster Fry can reveal...
A Dundonald native has shocked the world of men this morning by admitting that his hangover is probably self-inflicted. Stephen McGreedy, 33, spent Halloween recklessly ingesting vast quantities of alcohol whilst dressed as Batman, after telling his wife that this was somehow...
Belfast's annual Culture Night has descended into widespread rioting after rival gangs of middle class families clashed in the city centre. The Ulster Fry understands that trouble broke out after a group of parents from Stranmillis seized control of the...
Former Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon has become the latest attraction at the newly reopened Exploris Aquarium in Portaferry. The Ulster Fry has learned that the glamorous star was caught by fishermen while swimming off the Bangor Coast, using a large...
Police in Carrickfergus have charged a group of local men with 27 counts of 'not having a f**king clue' after the appearance of several Nazi flags in the town, often on the same lamp-post as the union flag, In court this morning their defence team told the...
Northern Ireland moved into an exciting new era this week, as the country took a huge leap forward of societal progress - with the opening of a petrol station at the side of a motorway. Apple Green, the roadside services chain with outlets throughout the...
There were wild scenes of celebration in the city centre this morning after it was announced that Belfast had been awarded the coveted Most Congested City in the UK award. The city had to beat off stiff competition to earn the prize,...

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