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Arseholes across Northern Ireland are preparing for their traditional "Festival of Shite", an annual event which sees them emerge from their houses at night to let off fireworks randomly in towns and villages. Arseholes have a long and proud history...
Northern Ireland moved into an exciting new era this week, as the country took a huge leap forward of societal progress - with the opening of a petrol station at the side of a motorway. Apple Green, the roadside services chain with outlets throughout the...
There is growing concern among community representatives in East Belfast after a local man added a second flag to his home, and immediately declared himself "100% more loyal" than his single flagged neighbour. The incident, which occurred in Aughrim Street, launched a...
Details have emerged of a terrifying alien abduction incident involving a family of four from Lurgan. It is understood that the horrific event began at Craigavon's Rushmere Centre, after locals reported flashing lights in the sky. As our exclusive picture...
Today The Ulster Fry can expose the sordid sex shame of a prominent local print journalist, who has been involved in years of covert legal, consensual sex. We have spent months investigating the vile truth about the outwardly respectable Joe Rumer-Monger, a...
Following mature and insightful commentary from local political 'expert' Jude Collins, who claimed that the Boys Brigade are similar to local paramilitaries, Northern Ireland's worst fears have been realised as the country's two leading outdoor youth organisations declared war upon each other. The Boys Brigade made the...
A surprising resolution has been proposed to end to the on-going row at Belfast City Council over the name of the Robinson Centre in the east of the city. "We're going to call it after Anne Robinson instead," said council...

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