The North Down town of Bangor has beaten it's traditional rival Hillsborough to the coveted title of 'Town most up its own hole, 2016' at the annual 'Holey' awards. Hillborough controversially scooped the prize last year, relegating Holywood and Crawfordsburn to silver...
A 45-year-old office worker from County Antrim has been dismissed from his job after repeatedly wearing socks with Saturday and Sunday on them during the week. It is understood that Broughshane man Gilbert Sole used the ploy to allow him...
Meteorologists have confessed that the recently introduced policy of naming storms alphabetically is really annoying and makes no sense whatsoever. "It seemed like a good idea at the time," explained Michaela Fish from the Met Office, "it was supposed to...
Following another bomb scare today, the orchestrators of recent security alerts around the Province have today spoken of their 'pride' at finally uniting Ireland in a single unifying belief. "Our figures indicate that we're now approaching 99.98% agreement that we're...
There was anger and dismay in tourism circles this morning after it emerged that Prince Charles had given Northern Ireland a 1 star review on the popular travel site Shitadvisor. Mr Wales has been here for a couple of days...
Two alleged criminals from East Belfast were forced to leave their homes today after police officers knocked on their doors and intimidated them with the law, the Ulster Fry understands. "They just rocked up and told they had to leave!" revealed nosey neighbour,...

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