Civil servants at Stormont have raised the national tractor speed limit to 25 mph after a Co Down farmer stunned the agricultural community by setting a new world record for the number of cars stuck behind a tractor. It is understood...
After a lunchtime spent lying on their arse in the sun, Belfast's office workers were left out in the cold this evening, as City Hall announced they would be reducing the amount of sunny days the country currently enjoys - in a bid to...
The social media world is reeling this afternoon as users react to a sudden change in the weather, which has seen Northern Ireland's usually tropical climate go from 'grey and mild' to 'grey, mild and a bit wet'. The panic...
An investigation by the Ulster Fry has discovered that the proposed closure of the University of Ulster's modern languages department is due to a plan to begin teaching the complex symbolism of emoticons and 'Emojis'. According to our source, the...
A 48 year old County Tyrone farmer has set a new world record for the fastest ever complaint about a spell of good weather. The Ulster Fry has learned that Donemana man Marty Ferguson made the remark to a local shopkeeper...
There is growing concern among community representatives in East Belfast after a local man added a second flag to his home, and immediately declared himself "100% more loyal" than his single flagged neighbour. The incident, which occurred in Aughrim Street, launched a...
There has been sporadic rioting in parts of Belfast today after it emerged that an English Primary School has banned sausage rolls from its pupils' lunchboxes. It is understood that people took to the streets after learning that Shirley Manor Primary in...
The PSNI have released details of a new Traffic Branch unit that will specifically target young males driving so called "hot hatches". "The Boy Racer Division is currently undergoing special training," said Superintendent Brian Cant, "tailored to allow them to first...
The residents of Northern Ireland's poshest town are celebrating in a refined and understated manner today after learning that their town has finally been connected to piped sparkling Evian water. Hillsboroughtonians have been lobbying the authorities for decades, disgruntled that they...
Belfast International Airport was thrown into turmoil today when an aircraft broke down after a passenger decided to leave a plastic table dangerously hanging over their legs during landing. The incident began at 6am this morning when panicked cabin crew realised one passenger hadn't...

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