Mammies across Tyrone were distraught this morning, after one of the county's main wind turbines collapsed suddenly, leaving many homes in the area without sufficient wind to dry clothes. The turbine, which was standing on Murley mountain near Fintona, came...
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Twenty-seven people were arrested across the Province this morning, as part of a new PSNI operation to stamp-out the illegal ‘rigging’ of domestic electricity meters. The illicit practice has become increasingly popular in recent years, as NIE customers use special...
There have been renewed calls for the Department for Infrastructure to improve its management of grass verges amid claims that a 'lost Amazonian tribe' is living on a roundabout in Craigavon. The news came to light after a police helicopter patrolling the...
With the country already in turmoil following the collapse of the NI Executive, Ulster's political crisis deepened even further today following revelations of widespread disagreement at Stormont about to where to keep the tomato ketchup. "Constantly blaming each other for wasting public...
With the country already at a standstill over recent strike actions, strikers of all sorts have now announced plans to go on strike too.  It began this morning in the world of local football, as goal scorers heaped yet more misery on...
Civil servants at Stormont have raised the national tractor speed limit to 25 mph after a Co Down farmer stunned the agricultural community by setting a new world record for the number of cars stuck behind a tractor. It is understood...
A 48 year old County Tyrone farmer has set a new world record for the fastest ever complaint about a spell of good weather. The Ulster Fry has learned that Donemana man Marty Ferguson made the remark to a local shopkeeper...
Following an invite to visit Northern Ireland, the Ulster Fry has learned that Donald Trump is to expand his portfolio of eponymously named real-estate landmarks by buying Scrabo Tower in Co Down. "We've accepted an offer from Mr Trump and it's worth a...
The congregations at Northern Ireland's Protestant churches were left reeling this morning when their ministers announced that their religious bodies are to fold, in the light of the surge in support for Willie Frazer's "Protestant" Coalition. "It's pointless continuing," said...

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