Time travelling West Belfast joyrider, Marty McFly, has re-emerged in modern Northern Ireland today, 26 years after the stealing a prototype Delorean, and declared everything as "still a bit keek" "Gutted" wrote 17 year old McFly on his Teletext page...
DUP leader Arlene Foster's campaign to hold on to the First Minister position has received a surprising boost today, the apparent endorsement of aliens from outer space. The news came to light after several mysterious crop circles appeared in fields...
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After a night of heavy drinking across the island of Ireland, politicians on each side of the border have today unanimously agreed to Sinn Fein's wish for an all-Ireland referendum - with the condition that we instead vote for a day in...
There were angry exchanges in Stormont today after DUP Minister Mervyn Storey revealed that he had recently got lost while travelling to a public engagement, because the language on his ministerial car Sat Nav had been changed to Irish. "I...
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The PSNI have issued an "urgent warning" to householders across Northern Ireland to "beware of opportunist confidence tricksters" calling at their doors over the next few weeks. It is understood that these con-artists typically call to houses masquerading as politicians...
With Stormont suspended and political leaders busy hanging round TV studios issuing 'grim warnings' about the talks, people around Northern Ireland are beginning to behave like the teacher has left the classroom. The reality of having no MLAs to make a...
Following the revelation that Boris Johnson believes the popularity of Prosecco in the UK is a valid bargaining tool in getting a better trade deal with Italy, the Ulster Fry have uncovered more of his cunning post-brexit negotiating tactics thanks to an exclusive interview. Denmark "The UK buys a lot...
The Northern Ireland Executive is ahead of schedule in its quest to give everyone in Northern Ireland a part-time, poorly paid job by 2025. "It's looking good," said DETI Minister Jonathan Bell, as he revealed the loss of yet more skilled...

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