Prime Minister Theresa May is to finally give up trying to sort out the Brexit shitstorm and hand control of the process to Team Typhoon from The Apprentice. "When you think about it, they're a perfect fit," says BBC political...
The Prime Minister is privately worried that she won't be able to get the UK's house in order in time for Christmas, The Ulster Fry has learned. "The whole place is in shite," she told us. "Every time I think...
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Politicians across the country are making a last minute bid for votes this evening as the people of Northern Ireland prepare to decide who'll be in charge when Stormont next has a crisis. However their frantic Twitter and Facebook pleas for support...
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