Following the revelation that global election results are being coerced by nefarious social media activity, local tech startup Jordanstown Analytica have admitted they've been manipulating NI voters on Facebook too. "Our practices aren't as sophisticated as them Cambridge smartholes," admitted...
Theatre-goers and political pundits are in for a treat today as the long-running Stormont on Ice show returns for an astonishing 378th successive performance. The show sees some of Northern Ireland's greatest play-actors don their ice skates in what has...
MLAs across Northern Ireland have got up off their arses briefly to breathe a sigh of relief after Secretary of State Karen Bradley announced that she might get round to asking them if they were willing to take a...
A new form of participatory democracy is being planned for Northern Ireland, which is hoped will finally allow us to avoid seeing Sammy Wilson continually. Under the bold scheme, the controversial Petition of Concern will be replaced with referendums on...
Plans are afoot to mark the 20th birthday of the Good Friday Agreement by holding a gigantic cross-community slagging match in the middle of a muddy field outside Lisburn. The Ulster Fry has learned that the UK government has earmarked...
Emergency talks were held at Stormont this morning after dissident pop band The Spice Girls (TSG) released what police describe as a 'credible warning' that they would target Belfast if the assembly is not restored. "We have firm evidence that...
March 12th. Woke up this morning feeling really liberal and respectful. I think I'll make a big banner that tells everyone how respectful I am, and demand that they respect it. March 13th. Been singing that Aretha Franklin song all day. R.E.S.P.E.C.T,...
Wales could be ceded to the Republic of Ireland under new Brexit proposals leaked to The Ulster Fry. The news follows reports that 47% of the UK population has now applied for an Irish passport, with officials in Dublin admitting...
An undercover investigation conducted by Ulster Fry journalists has revealed startling new evidence which suggests that the DUP was at the centre of a plot to reduce the number of 'designated days' when the Union Flag flies over Belfast...
Following the news that Secretary of State Karen Bradley has been sacked, Boris Johnson has reassured people in Northern Ireland that her replacement, Julian Smith, will be just as ineffective - with a similar lack of interest and knowledge. "We...

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