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The stalemate in Northern Irish politics could sensationally be broken by midnight tonight, after an audacious plan emerged to recruit new MLAs on footballs transfer market. "Arlene and Michelle have been disastrous for us upfront." revealed Stormont spokesman, George Worst....
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The UK will be allowed to sleep in the garden for two years after leaving the EU, the Brussels Chief negotiator Michel Barnier has revealed. "This will be part of a transition process," he explained, "You will be allowed in the...
The world of politics has been turned on its head with news that the normally middle of the road Alliance Party has been torn apart by a new dissident terrorist organization, calling itself the Continuity Alliance Party (CAP). It is...
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