With a new Executive in place, Northern Ireland's MLAs are to spend the next month watching DVDs until their summer holidays start, The Ulster Fry has learned. After a short debate about what to show, Stormont caretaker Mr Chambers wheeled the...
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An anonymous member of the Stormont Executive has revealed that the annual round of cross-party talks is in reality a front for a massive political piss-up. "Everyone tries to fit in sneaky work pints during the run up to Christmas," said our...
Finance Minister Simon Hamilton has outlined controversial plans to get rid of the entire public sector in Northern Ireland by 2017. Discussing his latest budget proposals, the DUP MLA said that the cutbacks would be "difficult" but that they were...
Stormont's finance committee members were engaged in tense negotiations this morning, over the content of sing-along on their bus trip to Dublin. It is understood that a heated argument developed over the proposal to sing the school trip staple "Everywhere...
UK Prime Minister David Cameron has thrown down the gauntlet to his political rivals by agreeing to take part in a televised debate but "only if we do it in the pub." The Tory leader made the offer as he...
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Politicians across the country are making a last minute bid for votes this evening as the people of Northern Ireland prepare to decide who'll be in charge when Stormont next has a crisis. However their frantic Twitter and Facebook pleas for support...
Headline writers are celebrating this evening after the Stormont Executive raised its crisis alert first from Amber to Red, then to Dark Red with a hint of Purple. The new crisis related crisis came about after Sinn Fein withdrew their support for proposed Welfare...
Conservative Chancellor George Osborne unveiled his pre-election budget today, spelling out his economic plans for the year ahead. Meanwhile, millions of people across the country sat wearily staring at TVs and laptop screens for nearly four hours, listening to Osborne 'blather...

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