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First Minister Arlene Foster was forced to call an emergency news conference today after it emerged that North Antrim MP Ian Paisley Jr had been convicted of driving with no insurance. "Driving with No insurance a key part of DUP...
Northern Irish politicians made an rare appearance at Stormont today to attend the 1st birthday party of getting paid for doing nothing, the Ulster Fry has learned. "My mammy is coming back for me at three o clock," squealed an...
Amid fears that young people are "turned off" by the democratic process, the Northern Ireland Electoral Office is making the unusual step of adding Emojis to this year's Assembly election ballot papers. "Something like 32% of under 25s vote," claimed Deputy...
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UK Prime Minister Theresa May launched a new career as an erotic fiction author today with the publication of her first novel "Article 50 Shades of Grey". Described by her publishers as a "racy romp in the corridors of power",...
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Local Facebook pages were inundated with intellectual & balanced commentary yesterday when Derry and Strabane Council voted to try to change the city's name after centuries of bickering about it. However contrary to reports that 'London' would be dropped from Londonderry, we can reveal that...
DUP leader Arlene Foster suffered minor injuries this afternoon in what has been described as a "freak accident" during a visit to the circus with party colleagues. It is understood that Mrs Foster had taken MPs Jeffrey Donaldson and Gavin Robinson...
People across the UK are in shock this evening after it emerged that newly elected Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn blatantly disrespected the Queen by singing Firestarter by the Prodigy quietly to himself during the National Anthem. Bystanders claim to have overheard...

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