With the country already at a standstill over recent strike actions, strikers of all sorts have now announced plans to go on strike too.  It began this morning in the world of local football, as goal scorers heaped yet more misery on...
Following another crap display by the English in a sport they originally invented, the British government are inventing several new sports so that England can be number one at something again – at least until Australia or Germany get better at it. Iceland defeated...
As Belfast prepares for the Carl Frampton fight against Chris Avalos tonight, promoter Barry McGuigan has announced a major addition to the spectacle. "We've got the Tandragee Mr Tayto up against Dublin's Mr Tayto," said the former world champion, "in...
Bookmakers celebrated yesterday as 19 times champion jump jockey, and general all round legend, Tony McCoy stunned the world of sport by announcing that he intended to retire from horse racing at the end of this season. Speaking from on top...
Sportsman Rory McIlroy still has more ‘money than God’ according to a leading finance expert. The Holywood golfer went to court in Dublin yesterday, where he settled with his former agents for an undisclosed amount, rumoured to be at least...
An estimated 28% of the male working population phoned in sick yesterday after what health experts have described as an "alcohol fuelled catastrophe of almost Biblical proportions." "The alignment of the end of the Dryathlon and American Football's Superbowl event created a...
One of the jewels in the crown of world football was restored to it's rightful place yesterday, after thousands of people who have hated the sight of each other for over a century, crammed into a football stadium to...
"Everything was against us," said a furious Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal last night after what he described as "a very disappointing performance." His angry reaction followed a visit to his granddaughter Famke's nursery school, where the Dutchman watched sternly from the...
Following the news that former France international David Ginola has launched an audacious bid to unseat Sepp Blatter as President of FIFA, rumours are spreading that local football chiefs are giving serious thought to fielding a candidate of their own. Although several leading...
Bookmakers have suspended all betting on Steven Gerrard's next club amid rumours that the Liverpool captain has already agreed terms with local side Lisburn Distillery. The move came after Gerrard was spotted getting off the 238 Goldliner at Sprucefield, before climbing...

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