Football fans in Northern Ireland reacted with dismay today as it emerged that veteran commentator Jackie Fullerton has been sensationally "retired" by the BBC, just before the Euro 2016 finals. However the Ulster Fry has learned that this was a...
Rioting has broken out in North Down this morning, as anger over the results of last night's BBC Sports Personality Of The Year result spilled over into violence. The trouble flared after racing driver Lewis Hamilton pipped local boy Rory...
Liverpool are on the lookout for a new disappointing manager after finally running out of excuses not to sack Brendan Rodgers. Liverpool owner John W. Henry told the Ulster Fry that that today's hard fought draw against Everton was the...
With Euro 2016 just days away, the IFA have dealt Northern Ireland fans a huge blow by announcing they mistakenly requested a consignment of wrinkle-free formal shirts instead of the team's official football jersey. "Due to a communication mixup when ordering we've received a container of 'Non Iron' shirts...
The people of Donegal are said to be ''pleasantly surprised" this evening after an administrative error led to the county being jointly awarded the 2026 World Cup with the USA and Canada. It is understood that a FIFA director misunderstood...
After another unsuccessful round of matches for most English teams in the Champions League, football chiefs have announced the launch of a new European trophy - exclusively for teams based in England. The plan was revealed this morning by FA...
Europe's top football clubs have made shock transfer swoops for some of the biggest names in Northern Irish politics, after an SNP politician claimed that our MPs "are worth more than Ronaldo". Spanish giants Real Madrid made the first move,...
With both Northern Ireland and the Republic exiting the World Cup at the final hurdle, the IFA and FAI have finally got together and agreed to hold their own "All Ireland" tournament next year. It is understood that the associations...
The stalemate in Northern Irish politics could sensationally be broken by midnight tonight, after an audacious plan emerged to recruit new MLAs on footballs transfer market. "Arlene and Michelle have been disastrous for us upfront." revealed Stormont spokesman, George Worst....
Despite enjoying 71% possession yesterday against Chelsea, United returned to Manchester last night with a disappointing zero points. Football pundits shared widely varying theories on the demise afterwards, but our source at Stamford Bridge speculated that United’s failure to score...

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