Citizens of earth went clean buck mental today, after world renowned website, The Ulster Fry, announced that today was the first birthday of world renowned website, The Ulster Fry. Dignitaries the world over congratulated the website for reaching the historic milestone with messages of...
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Within minutes of last night's controversial Westminster vote to commence bombing Syria, local members of the Regional Arguments Force quickly scrambled to their sofas to launch strategic strikes on their perceived opponents - despite understanding very little about what...
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Following the worldwide breaking news that two leading chocolate brands are getting recalled in 55 countries, the Ulster Fry has discovered that an embarrassing administrative error has seen millions of pairs of big lady pants arriving at Mars' European headquarters instead. "We were trying to rush out an...
The planet watched in wonder today as one of the internet’s greatest natural phenomena – the solar eclipse – spread across the screens of smart-phones, tablets and laptops everywhere. Millions of social media users gazed at the event from the safety...
As British media outlets keep the nation safe by reporting immigration problems like  terrorist attacks, the UK government has taken swift action to avoid further foreign invasion, by hiring a team of immigration specialists from abroad. "Our country is at breaking point!"...

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