A report published today by Northern Irish website The Ulster Fry has poured cold water on a different report also released today by the World Health Organisation. According to the WHO document, processed meats are extremely bad for you, leading...
Despite rumours that something called "payday" may be just around the corner, scientists have revealed that the 'wile long month' of January is set to continue for 'another 2-3 weeks'. The boffins jumped to action yesterday after people around the...
Following NATO intervention to block Russian warships from refuelling in Spain earlier today, The Ulster Fry has learned that the fleet were then diverted to the Derry/Donegal border to fill up at the world famous Top Muff Filling Station. "Vladimir Putin is a cunning and...
With gun violence and racism once again high on the agenda in America, the Ulster Fry has learned that children from that troubled country are to be given the opportunity to spend their summers in the comparative tranquillity of...
The expected "yes vote" in the Republic's same sex marriage referendum now hangs in the balance after a series of celebrity endorsements spectacularly backfired. In particular, recent opinion polls indicate that a pro-Yes advertisement featuring TV 'comedy' character Mrs...
The Worldwide Federation of Giant Supermarkets has warned the public that a nuclear war is likely to come soon after Christmas. “Things in North Korea are beginning to hot up so it is likely that we’ll be seeing a massive global...
North Korean supremo Kim Jong-un has joined in with National Take a Photo of Your Child at the Front Door Day by posting photos of his favourite missiles standing outside their launch sites. In an exclusive interview with The Ulster...
Centuries of religious conflict came to an end last night when Pope Francis made the startling admission that Protestant churches serve a more impressive array of baked goods than their Catholic counterparts. In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry,...
With Gareth currently causing property damage and travel chaos across the country, his mum has told the Ulster Fry that he's grounded when he gets home. "He was always such a good boy, I don't where I went wrong!" a...
Three Belfast scientists have been awarded the prestigious Nobel Prize for Physics after finally solving one of life's great mysteries - what exactly goes in a chip shop pastie. "The contents of the humble pastie has long puzzled mankind," said...

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