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Following the launch of a video generator to remind everyone how great 2016 was, Facebook today admitted that most users are avoiding it because they 'aren't clean buck mental'. "With hindsight this was a terrible idea" admitted Facebook manager, Sharon Lyke. "Between Brexit and Trump, the deaths...
The first Irish satellite will be able to get you "Sky movies, sports, the lat" claims a slightly dodgy looking scientist we met whilst doing undercover investigations in the pub yesterday. According to official statements, the EIRSAT1 is being developed jointly...
The world of journalism has been turned on its head amid claims that controversial Sun columnist Katie Hopkins has been secretly smuggling shite into the nation's media for years. The allegations came to light after Ms Hopkins plumbed new depths of 'journalism' with...
The world of space exploration has been turned on its head after NASA images that at first appeared to show a pyramid on the surface of Mars have instead turned out to be of part of a half-buried static caravan. Conspiracy...

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