A Belfast civil servant has become the first person in Europe to be executed under the EU's stringent new General Data Protection Regulations (GDPR). It is understood that 28-year-old Mal Ware left his desk at the Department of the Agriculture,...
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With North America currently under-siege by a blizzard of biblical proportions, the outspoken British preacher David Rawkins has claimed the USA is being 'rightly punished' by God. "I've been telling my congregation for ages that God would soon pass judgement on the abomination that is the United States!" Rawkins...
Citizens of earth went clean buck mental today, after world renowned website, The Ulster Fry, announced that today was the first birthday of world renowned website, The Ulster Fry. Dignitaries the world over congratulated the website for reaching the historic milestone with messages of...
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Russian leader Vladimir Putin has ridiculed claims that he blocked a chemical toilet while staying in a static caravan during a recent UN summit. "This is a western conspiracy aimed at discrediting our government," he told reporters. "In my country...
With Gareth currently causing property damage and travel chaos across the country, his mum has told the Ulster Fry that he's grounded when he gets home. "He was always such a good boy, I don't where I went wrong!" a...
After centuries of people saying how much they dislike the small green vegetables that garnish dinner plates each Christmas, sprouts have finally admitted they hate people too. "I know one oddball who still thinks humans are nice," revealed 3 month old...

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