With a Christmas general election just around the corner, many of you will be struggling to decide who to vote for. We've come up with this handy personality test to help you make up your mind which of the big five parties most deserves your support.
When was the earth formed?
After the Great Flood
When John Hume wrote the GFA
When Naomi Long was born
During the Easter Rising
When King Billy bate the Pope in 1690
How do you heat your house?
With a perfectly normal heating system
With a pellet fired RHI burner
You nick next door's electric
With your burning liberal heart
Which of these is most offensive to you?
The Gays
Boris Johnson
Flags
NHS cuts
What do you expect your MP to do at Westminster?
Turn up, rake in the expenses and get as many foreign trips as they can.
Not turn up, but coin it on the expenses
Be a lone voice on the back benches
Get shafted by the Tories
How do you feel about election pacts?
Fine, if it gets usuns in.
Delighted, if it keeps themuns out.
A bit pissed off that I'm supposed to vote for usuns I don't like
Smug, because my lot aren't in any.
Complete this phrase: Brexit will.......
Make a United Ireland more likely
Secure Northern Ireland's place in the union
Make it more difficult for my children Jasmine and Theodore to attend University in Paris
Make it harder for me to smuggle fags
Which of these politicians MOST makes you want to put your boot through the TV?
Nigel Farage
Martina Anderson
Sammy Wilson
Naomi Long
Leo Varadkar
All of them
Which international football team do you support?
Northern Ireland of course! GAWA!
Ireland, and don't you dare call it The Republic! COYBIG.
I don't really follow the round ball game, I'm more of a rugby fan myself.
Soccer is an imperialist British invention. GAA is the true sport of the Celt!
What colour does your face go when you're angry?
As red as Sammy Wilson on Nolan
As yellow as Stephen Farry's underpants
As green as Gerry Kelly's face when he saw that wheel clamp
As orange as Tom Elliot's soul
As grey as the wee patch on Colum Eastwood's beard
Which of these is an essential qualification for an MP?
Membership of the Free Presbyterian Church
10 years in Long Kesh
A willingness to turn up to work
Membership of the Orange Order
A regular at Mass
A huge collection of scented candles
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