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Following their recent purchases of 21st Century Fox, Marvel & Lucasfilm, Disney are now sensationally set to be acquired themselves, after a dramatic takeover bid by non-sectarian comedy site, The Ulster Fry. "We've sold a fair clatter of calendars and...
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Film star Sir Kenneth Branagh was SENSATIONALLY arrested this afternoon in the Belfast branch of Primark, just hours after being awarded the Freedom of the City by the Council. Eagle-eyed staff apparently spotted the 56-year-old actor slipping a three pack of white...
Culture Night has returned to Belfast this evening, bringing thousands of people in flowery skirts, baggy jumpers and skinny jeans onto the streets. Our reporter has been out and about to see what's been happening at the event many arts...

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