Culchies across Northern Ireland have reacted furiously to government proposals to ban the sale of new petrol and diesel cars from 2035. Soon after the announcement, over 20,000 angry farmers gathered at a...
The Northern Irish tourist industry could be facing a difficult summer after government inspectors revealed that the highly contagious "Cornettovirus" has been detected on the North-Coast. The terrifying disease was first detected in...
After 36 months of laying around on their arse doing nothing whilst MLA's got paid, Northern Irish satire writers have agreed to go return to work following the recall of the Stormont Executive. "Seamus...
Their was confision at werkplaces all ovr the Nrthrn Irelend tday, as peeple re-turned to fooltime emplymnt to discvr tht thy coldn't remmber who to do stff, fllowing two weks of lyin abut scrthchin ther areas at...
A Belfast man is believed to be the first person in the world to have a car that allows him to drive around in the dark without needing to turn his f**king headlights on. 54-year-old Johnny Darko told The Ulster...
There were chaotic scenes outside Debenham's this afternoon as an angry mob gathered to protest against having to buy a load of expensive shite for Gay friends who get married. Four people were arrested after they attempted to gain entry...
Celebrity detective Coleen Rooney has stunned the PSNI by uncovering the truth about the infamous Northern Bank robbery of 2004, using only the power of Social Media. Mrs Rooney, 33, told The Ulster Fry that she'd been investigating the £26...
Being an arsehole with a sideline in bonfire building has replaced Tattooist and Fake Tanner as the fast growing employment sector in the greater Belfast area, a survey of the job market here has revealed. "Being an arsehole is a...
Much of East Belfast will be decorated with Spanish flags this marching season after a local loyalist misunderstood an instruction to smuggle back 20,000 fags from a holiday in Majorca. It is understood that 36-year-old Winkie "Winkie" Bunting instead bought...
Craigavon District Magistrate Herbert Dredd has jailed a group of dogs to for "deliberately withholding information from police". Sentencing the dogs, understood to be aged between 3 and 9, Mr Dredd condemned their "flagrant disregard" for law and order. "I'm...

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