A senior DUP politician is set to admit to murder, the Ulster Fry understands, as a twisted game of dare within the party, which sees players initiate a huge political scandal in a bid to get fired, escalates.
"It all...
After DUP leader Arlene foster made an appearance at the Ulster GAA final, Northern Ireland's other party leaders have all revealed plans to ''reach out" to their traditional opponents.
"If Arlene was in a Rocky movie, this'd be like a...
A new form of participatory democracy is being planned for Northern Ireland, which is hoped will finally allow us to avoid seeing Sammy Wilson continually.
Under the bold scheme, the controversial Petition of Concern will be replaced with referendums on...
Plans are afoot to mark the 20th birthday of the Good Friday Agreement by holding a gigantic cross-community slagging match in the middle of a muddy field outside Lisburn.
The Ulster Fry has learned that the UK government has earmarked...
Following the revelation that global election results are being coerced by nefarious social media activity, local tech startup Jordanstown Analytica have admitted they've been manipulating NI voters on Facebook too.
"Our practices aren't as sophisticated as them Cambridge smartholes," admitted...
MLAs across Northern Ireland have got up off their arses briefly to breathe a sigh of relief after Secretary of State Karen Bradley announced that she might get round to asking them if they were willing to take a...
There was sad news this Valentine's Day as one of the world's most romantic couples - The DUP and Sinn Fein - announced that they'd split, "for good this time".
The couple, who've have had a stormy 'on-off' relationship since...
Talks at Stormont have taken another twist after the DUP demanded that Protestants should also be able to paint their foreheads with cultural symbolism tomorrow, in what one party source has nicknamed "Sash Wednesday".
"If Catholics are allowed to come...
In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry, outgoing Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams has revealed that he intends to spend his retirement 'telling the real story of the troubles'.
"It's important that people know the truth," he told us....
RECENT POPULAR ARTICLES
Ryanair begin charging customers to look out the window
In the aftermath of today's Ryanair theft scandal, in which hackers stole $5 million from the company, the famously frugal airline have announced their latest money-spinning innovation - which charges passengers to look out...
