The Prime Minister made some kind of jumbled announcement about the relaxation of the lock down yesterday. While the new rules won't come into force in Northern Ireland there could be a knock on effect, so we...
Medical experts working at Stormont have moved to reassure the public that they have thoroughly tested our MLAs and have found no evidence of the dreaded Leadership-Virus.
With the people of the province eagerly...
Serial father Boris Johnson has told journalists that he and his partner Carrie are hoping the impending birth of their child will increase their chances of getting a council house.
"We're living in...
Arlene Foster has once again revealed her psychic powers by announcing that she believes there was no chance of a border poll in her lifetime.
Mrs Foster told the BBC that there were...
Everyone in Northern Ireland is set to be deported after the Government announced that only people who can speak English will be allowed to reside in the UK after Brexit.
"We haven't...
Boris Johnson has surprised political observers by sacking Northern Ireland Secretary Julian Smith and replacing him with a handmade puppet.
Mr Smith's sacking has raised eyebrows in the Province as he appeared to...
DUP leader Arlene Foster has stunned her supporters by admitting that both she and her party have been secretly campaigning for a United Ireland for decades.
The First Minister told reporters that she'd...
The people of Northern Ireland have universally welcomed the news that MLAs are to get a £1000 pay hike, which comes just days after they returned from 3 years lying on their arses.
"They...
With the Assembly back up and running again, the writers of the Ulster Fry have been shocked to learn that they must now translate their website into Irish and Ulster Scots.
Agus an...
The on-going talks at Stormont are in crisis once again, with an argument between Sinn Fein and the DUP over which crisp makes the best sandwich the latest problem, the Ulster Fry understands.
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