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Ed Sheeran arrested ahead of Belfast concert

There is widespread panic amongst people with questionable taste in music after pop-star Ed Sheeran...

NI Protestants to get their own XXX “Durty website”

A Co Antrim businessman has launched an X-rated website aimed squarely at Northern Irish Protestants. Ballymena...

Brexit wouldn’t be happening if Going for Gold was still on, claims Henry Kelly

Daytime TV legend Henry Kelly has waded into the Brexit debate by claiming that the...

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POLITICS

Pro-Ashers campaigners celebrate court decision with “straightest cake ever”

Supporters of Ashers bakery will tuck into the most heterosexual cake of all time this evening as they celebrate the landmark Supreme Court ruling. The...

LIFESTYLE

Northern Ireland faces hottest, coldest, wettest or windiest winter ever, say...

We can expect extreme conditions over the coming months as Northern Ireland prepares for some of the most exaggerated weather since local newspaper records...

BUSINESS

“95% of our users are gullible eejits”, admit Facebook

After another security hoax went viral on social media, Facebook have finally admitted the vast majority of their users will believe any oul shite. "Nearly...
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