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Cats promise to make themselves useful for once
Cats across Northern Ireland have promised to put aside their differences and do some vaguely useful work during the Coronavirus lockdown.
Picard to captain the Enterprise to Dublin next season
Rumours that Captain Jean Luc Picard would take the helm of the Enterprise...
Local politicians star in new ITV cop series ‘McDonald and Dodds’
ITV's has taken its fondness for Sunday night crime dramas featuring mismatched cops...
New Bond film delayed over ‘IRA double-agent’ outrage
The release of the new James Bond film, 'No Time To Die' has...
“No new cases of political leadership detected at Stormont,” say scientists
Medical experts working at Stormont have moved to reassure the public that they have thoroughly tested our MLAs and have found no...
“We’ll have you buck mental within a week,” kids promise parents
Parents around Northern Ireland have suddenly realised why they bought all that bog roll, as they collectively shat themselves at the prospect...
“Everyone now has enough in,” say scientists
Experts at Larne School of Economics have studied the shopping habits of the people of Northern Ireland and declared that we all...
