LOCAL NEWS

“Boot up the hole” introduced as punishment for anti-social behaviour

The Department of Justice (DoJ) is to establish teams of boot up the hole operatives to deal with anti-social behaviour in Northern...

WORLD NEWS

ENTERTAINMENT

“Blob off the Masked Singer is actually Sammy Wilson,” reveals ITV insider

Critics and supporters of DUP MP Sammy Wilson have been left stunned by...

Frank Mitchell to join Eastenders playing long lost Mitchell brother

Northern Ireland's second favourite weatherman Frank Mitchell is set to make a sensational...

Riots break out after Julian Simmons axed by UTV

Rioting has broken out in Belfast after it emerged that long-serving UTV stalwart...

SPORT

POLITICS

New DUP leadership team “formed in Great Flood” say Biblical historians

Theologians at one of Northern Ireland's top colleges claim to have uncovered evidence that the new DUP leadership team has its origins...

LIFESTYLE

“95% of NI pensioners unable to pronounce Donald Trump’s name,” reveal...

Researchers have revealed that nearly all over 65s in Northern Ireland routinely add an 'F' to the end of US President Donald...

BUSINESS

Covid forces Santa to go click and collect instead of home...

The latest round of Covid-19 restrictions has forced top toy manufacturer Santa Claus to suspend his long-standing home delivery service.