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A new study conducted by an international team of scientists has concluded that the annual Northern Irish ritual of setting fire to things is...
Ed Sheeran arrested ahead of Belfast concert
There is widespread panic amongst people with questionable taste in music after pop-star Ed Sheeran...
NI Protestants to get their own XXX “Durty website”
A Co Antrim businessman has launched an X-rated website aimed squarely at Northern Irish Protestants.
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Brexit wouldn’t be happening if Going for Gold was still on, claims Henry Kelly
Daytime TV legend Henry Kelly has waded into the Brexit debate by claiming that the...
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Top DUP politician set to admit murder as scandals escalate
A senior DUP politician is set to admit to murder, the Ulster Fry understands, as a twisted game of dare within the party, which...
Ballymena man successfully drys 10 months supply of Y-fronts on washing...
A County Antrim man is celebrating this evening after finally being able to wash almost a year's supply of underpants and get them all...
Concern as nationwide bap shortage leads to violence
Several consecutive days of sunshine have caused a massive shortage of baps for barbecues, experts have warned.
As temperatures have soared the demand for baps has followed...
