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Bangor upgraded to “City most up its own hole” status for Queen’s Jubillee
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May 20, 2022
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Election round-up: Sinn Fein become biggest bunch of arseholes in country
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The Ulster Fry Guide to the 2022 Assembly Election
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Animal rights protesters disrupt Belfast St Patrick’s Day Parade
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Bangor upgraded to “City most up its own hole” status for Queen’s Jubillee
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May 20, 2022
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There was dancing in the streets of Bangor this morning after the Queen declared that it was the first city up its own hole...
Animal rights protesters disrupt Belfast St Patrick’s Day Parade
March 17, 2022
Deadline for asking “How’d ye get on over Christmas?” extended
January 12, 2022
Normality returns to NI as arguments hit record levels
July 29, 2021
“Boot up the hole” introduced as punishment for anti-social behaviour
April 24, 2021
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Prince Andrew to be demoted to ‘Duke of Yorkgate’ following scandal
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February 16, 2022
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With the ink not even dry on his out-of-court settlement in the US, the Queen has moved quickly to distance Buckingham Palace even further...
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Hillsborough’s up its own hole status given Royal seal of approval
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June 1, 2021
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There were muted and well mannered celebrations on the street of Hillsborough today as the Queen officially declared the village to be the most...
“Massive rise in potato smuggling after Brexit” say PSNI
May 21, 2021
William & Kate interviewed by Nolan after Harry & Megan Oprah bombshell
March 9, 2021
Continental breakfasts to replace Ulster Fries under NI Protocol
February 25, 2021
“We’re not sure if Martians are themuns or usuns,” says Space Agency
February 19, 2021
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Election round-up: Sinn Fein become biggest bunch of arseholes in country
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May 7, 2022
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Sinn Fein are set to replace the DUP as the party with the largest amount of arseholes in Stormont, it has emerged. The party's...
The Ulster Fry Guide to the 2022 Assembly Election
April 29, 2022
Architects begin work on new collapsible Stormont
February 4, 2022
Whatchyemaycallhim set to resign as First Minister
February 3, 2022
Boris Johnson set to leave the party
January 13, 2022
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“Anger and confusion” as Xmas perfume advert kinda makes sense
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December 21, 2021
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Cosmetics companies across the globe have been shaken to their foundations after a new perfume broke with centuries old tradition and made an advert...
“95% of NI pensioners unable to pronounce Donald Trump’s name,” reveal experts
June 22, 2020
NI Tourist Board adds recycling centres to their website
May 18, 2020
Men given three week extension to keep DIY promises
April 16, 2020
“We’ll have you buck mental within a week,” kids promise parents
March 18, 2020
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Euros crisis as IFA accidentally order “Non-Iron Shirts” for squad
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‘Hitman for Hopkins’ kickstarter campaign sets new record
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The Ulster Fry guide to back-to-work New Year’s small talk
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Panic grips NI as some snow falls
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NHS dealing with surge in cases of Marching Season Withdrawal Syndrome
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‘No one sure what day it is any more’ claims report.
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BBC defends Jonathan Rea’s omission from English Sports Personality of the Year
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December 2, 2020
Sinn Fein and DUP both hoping to sign Lionel Messi
August 26, 2020
“I told you it was our year!” boasts Liverpool fan
June 26, 2020
Gerry’s broken metatarsal rules him out for rest of campaign
January 16, 2020
Hillsborough regains ‘Town most up its own hole’ title amid VAR controversy
August 13, 2019
Awkward taxi home as driver reveals zero interest in football
June 1, 2019
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“Blob off the Masked Singer is actually Sammy Wilson,” reveals ITV insider
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January 9, 2021
Frank Mitchell to join Eastenders playing long lost Mitchell brother
December 10, 2020
Riots break out after Julian Simmons axed by UTV
November 26, 2020
“I’m a Celebrity” moved to Carrickfergus due to Covid shutdown
November 15, 2020
Kim Kardashian slated for lockdown party on Copeland Islands
October 28, 2020
IPJ to join Judith Chalmers in reboot of ITV’s “Wish You Were Here”
September 29, 2020
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New Anti-Social media platform launched so NI people can argue about stuff
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February 22, 2022
Romantic local man woos girlfriend with Valentine’s Day oil delivery
February 14, 2022
Covid forces Santa to go click and collect instead of home delivery
December 20, 2020
Shopping in pyjamas restrictions to ease as Primark reopens
June 11, 2020
Drive in church services will cost twice what you thought and your car still won’t start afterwards
May 19, 2020
“Everyone now has enough in,” say scientists
March 21, 2020
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Pensioner charged with holding up bank in day of courtroom drama
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September 23, 2016
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How to count like a culchie in Northern Ireland
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April 13, 2016
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January 18, 2016
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10 last minute gifts ideas for Norn Iron
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December 21, 2015
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Multiple arrests after Black Eye Friday drama
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Ryanair begin charging customers to look out the window
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NI unemployment solved as everyone now qualified barrister
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10 things you never knew about Northern Ireland: a guide for English folk
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