LOCAL NEWS

An idiot’s guide to the new Covid restrictions

Boris has wheeled out a new list of measures to deal with the Covid 19 crisis, which means that Stormont has followed...

WORLD NEWS

ENTERTAINMENT

“Blob off the Masked Singer is actually Sammy Wilson,” reveals ITV insider

Critics and supporters of DUP MP Sammy Wilson have been left stunned by...

Frank Mitchell to join Eastenders playing long lost Mitchell brother

Northern Ireland's second favourite weatherman Frank Mitchell is set to make a sensational...

Riots break out after Julian Simmons axed by UTV

Rioting has broken out in Belfast after it emerged that long-serving UTV stalwart...

SPORT

POLITICS

Anti-social dipshitting makes unwelcome return in Northern Ireland

The Covid-19 restrictions have done nothing to limit the spread of the Arsehola Virus in Northern Ireland, political experts have revealed.

LIFESTYLE

“95% of NI pensioners unable to pronounce Donald Trump’s name,” reveal...

Researchers have revealed that nearly all over 65s in Northern Ireland routinely add an 'F' to the end of US President Donald...

BUSINESS

Covid forces Santa to go click and collect instead of home...

The latest round of Covid-19 restrictions has forced top toy manufacturer Santa Claus to suspend his long-standing home delivery service.