LOCAL NEWS

Schools to offer GCSEs in bonfire building

The Education Authority has announced radical plans to deal with underachievement among working class Protestant boys here, including the addition of Bonfire Construction to...

WORLD NEWS

ENTERTAINMENT

Ed Sheeran arrested ahead of Belfast concert

There is widespread panic amongst people with questionable taste in music after pop-star Ed Sheeran...

NI Protestants to get their own XXX “Durty website”

A Co Antrim businessman has launched an X-rated website aimed squarely at Northern Irish Protestants. Ballymena...

Brexit wouldn’t be happening if Going for Gold was still on, claims Henry Kelly

Daytime TV legend Henry Kelly has waded into the Brexit debate by claiming that the...

SPORT

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POLITICS

20th anniversary of Good Friday Agreement to be celebrated with massive...

Plans are afoot to mark the 20th birthday of the Good Friday Agreement by holding a gigantic cross-community slagging match in the middle of...

LIFESTYLE

Ballymena man successfully drys 10 months supply of Y-fronts on washing...

A County Antrim man is celebrating this evening after finally being able to wash almost a year's supply of underpants and get them all...

BUSINESS

Belfast International now offering ‘package queuing holidays’

After a weekend of travel chaos that seen scores of people miss their flights, Belfast International Airport have unveiled a new range of 'package...