We’re a pair of big weans here at Ulster Fry Towers, who like nothing better than a good snigger at something which might be a wee bit rude.
Because of this, we like to keep our cameras handy in case we spot anything sniggerable when we’re on our travels, and since we’ve nothing else to write about tonight we thought we’d share these with you.
May or may not be safe for work, depending on where you work.
1. This old comic book
Billy bought this in a second-hand shop and was very disappointed by the contents.
2. This gatepost
OK this one might be intentional, but every time we go to the Mournes it’s a sniggerfest round the countryside with all these diddy gateposts.
3. This horseriding manual
Really? There was no other name they could have come up with?
4. These bath bombs
Not a very enticing offer
5. This German Ski-Jumper
Must have been quare craic at school for this lad.
6. This thing in the Denby shop
Apparently if you go to the doctor’s you can get a cream to clear it up.
7. This pub door in Banbridge
What was on the designer’s mind when he or she came up with this?
8. This special offer, also in Banbridge
Long queue outside this shop. The cheaper ones have more hair.
9. This unusual piece of exercise equipment
Being sold second-hand at Bangor Auctions. Not sure why anyone would want a second-hand hoop massager
10. The judge at this cattle show
He seems to have got a bit close to the competitors.
11. The instructions on this Weetabix box
There’s bound to be a better way of wording this.
12. And finally – the entire plumbing section of B&Q
Is plumbing the most innuendo-laden trade out there?