The other day the PSNI released a handy guide for parents, supposedly warning them of the dangerous coded messages their teenage children may be using in text conversations.
We’ve been looking into it, and have discovered a rake of special local codes that the police forgot to mention. You may find them useful….
Family and Friends chat
AYM – Aye Yer Ma
BFF – Big Fat Fecker
BYBL – Bout Ye Big Lad
GABAY – Giz A Buck At Ye
GYGY – G’Wan Ye Girl Ye
MAM – Me Auld Mucker
SIIL – So It Is Like
WAY – What About Ye?
Arguing
DUMD – Don’t You Mean Derry?
FAA – F**k Away Aff
FART – Fancy A Riot Tonight?
IB8YBISIW – I’ll Bate Your Ballix In, So I Will
L4AH- Looking for A Hiding
NIML – No I Mean Londonderry
YDSA – Yer Da Sells Avon
YMYD – Yer Ma’s Yer Da
Wining and Dining
BYOB – Bring Your Own Buckfast
FLAPS – Face Like A Pastie Supper
GAMMY – Got Any MDMA on Ye?
GHB – Get Her Bucked
NOBONF – No Beans On Fry
Culchie Speak
CISSY – Clabbered in Shite, So Y’are
HoSH – How’s She Cuttin’
POT8O6 – Potato Sacks
QUAY – Quare Auld Yoke
TAROTITS – There’s A Rake Of Them in the Shade
TC9T – The Craic’s Ninety
WH8T – Wild Hate Today
Stormont Politics Specials
Thesuns are reserved for the secret communiqués of our MLAs.
BRB – Boiler Repayment Bonus
BTW – Blame Them Wans
COE – Claim On Expenses
CU@SB – See You at the Subsidised Bar
EXPaTCOW – Ex-Prisoner Turned Community Worker
LMAO – Let Marty & Arlene Organise
MLAs – Mostly Lazy Arseholes
MMIPS – Meet me in the pellet shed
NOFMDFM – Any Empty Office
OMG – Offend More Gays
OSC – Occupied Six Counties.
POV – Piss Off Voters
ROFL – Right, Off For lunch!
TOS – The Other Surt
TSB – Those Shinner Bastards
TTMN – Tell the media nahim
