Following the news that Northern Ireland will keep pretending the coronavirus isn't happening whilst the Republic goes on lockdown - COVID19 has urged people not to worry, as it 'totally respects' the Irish border.
Students in Belfast's Holylands area have ruled out cancelling their annual St Patrick's day piss up, but organisers have assured the public that they will take precautions to avoid the spread of the Corona Virus.
A Co. Armagh couple have hit the headlines after deciding to name their new baby girl after the Corona Virus. Little Corona McLaughlin weighed in at 7 pounds 4 ounces when she was...
Culchies across Northern Ireland have reacted furiously to government proposals to ban the sale of new petrol and diesel cars from 2035. Soon after the announcement, over 20,000 angry farmers gathered at a...
The Northern Irish tourist industry could be facing a difficult summer after government inspectors revealed that the highly contagious "Cornettovirus" has been detected on the North-Coast. The terrifying disease was first detected in...
After 36 months of laying around on their arse doing nothing whilst MLA's got paid, Northern Irish satire writers have agreed to go return to work following the recall of the Stormont Executive. "Seamus...
Their was confision at werkplaces all ovr the Nrthrn Irelend tday, as peeple re-turned to fooltime emplymnt to discvr tht thy coldn't remmber who to do stff, fllowing two weks of lyin abut scrthchin ther areas at...
A Belfast man is believed to be the first person in the world to have a car that allows him to drive around in the dark without needing to turn his f**king headlights on. 54-year-old Johnny Darko told The Ulster...
There were chaotic scenes outside Debenham's this afternoon as an angry mob gathered to protest against having to buy a load of expensive shite for Gay friends who get married. Four people were arrested after they attempted to gain entry...
Celebrity detective Coleen Rooney has stunned the PSNI by uncovering the truth about the infamous Northern Bank robbery of 2004, using only the power of Social Media. Mrs Rooney, 33, told The Ulster Fry that she'd been investigating the £26...

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