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St Patrick's Day is to be moved to the Twelfth of July in an attempt to find some half decent weather that might allow people to leave the house. The plan follows a series of high level talks between the...
Police have confirmed that a Tyrone motorist has been detained after he failed to put his hand up to acknowledge a driver passing in the opposite direction. It is understood that 36-year-old Newton Stuart was recorded committing the offence by...
The new Netflix style TV service planned by the BBC and ITV got off to a shaky start yesterday when it was hijacked in West Belfast soon after its launch. It is understood that masked youths stopped the service on...
Following Mary Lou McDonald's comment that the new PSNI Chief Constable should be 'an outsider', police chiefs have sensationally called her bluff and offered the job to ISIS bride, Shamima Begum. "She may have just lost her British citizenship, but...
Following widespread public outrage that prominent sites across Northern Ireland could become dumping grounds for radioactive waste, Larne residents have stressed that it never did them any harm. "They've been been disposing of nuclear waste here for decades and we're...
A surprising resolution has been proposed to end to the on-going row at Belfast City Council over the name of the Robinson Centre in the east of the city. "We're going to call it after Anne Robinson instead," said council...
Anyone hoping to see a GP in Northern Ireland has been urged to ''book early if they want an appointment". "If you think you're likely to be sick, it's best to plan well in advance," said Dundonald doctor Hope Enwide....
Belfast's annual Culture Night has descended into widespread rioting after rival gangs of middle class families clashed in the city centre. The Ulster Fry understands that trouble broke out after a group of parents from Stranmillis seized control of the...

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