The new Netflix style TV service planned by the BBC and ITV got off to a shaky start yesterday when it was hijacked in West Belfast soon after its launch. It is understood that masked youths stopped the service on...
Following Mary Lou McDonald's comment that the new PSNI Chief Constable should be 'an outsider', police chiefs have sensationally called her bluff and offered the job to ISIS bride, Shamima Begum. "She may have just lost her British citizenship, but...
Following widespread public outrage that prominent sites across Northern Ireland could become dumping grounds for radioactive waste, Larne residents have stressed that it never did them any harm. "They've been been disposing of nuclear waste here for decades and we're...
A surprising resolution has been proposed to end to the on-going row at Belfast City Council over the name of the Robinson Centre in the east of the city. "We're going to call it after Anne Robinson instead," said council...
Anyone hoping to see a GP in Northern Ireland has been urged to ''book early if they want an appointment". "If you think you're likely to be sick, it's best to plan well in advance," said Dundonald doctor Hope Enwide....
Belfast's annual Culture Night has descended into widespread rioting after rival gangs of middle class families clashed in the city centre. The Ulster Fry understands that trouble broke out after a group of parents from Stranmillis seized control of the...
A Belfast man is in intensive care after being subjected to repeated Baby Shark attacks whilst surfing the web with his kids. Traumatised Glengormley father, Martin Brody, told us he can't get the harrowing six hour ordeal out of his...
Billed as a transport revolution for Belfast, the new Glider buses have been in operation since Monday. Our transport correspondent, Rhonda Bout, describes her journey. "On arrival of at the bus-stop I was delighted to see that there were several...
There was sporadic complaining on the streets of Hillsborough this afternoon as the East Belfast district of Ballyhackamore was controversially crowned Town most up its own hole, despite not actually being a town. The news was also greeted with dismay...
A new study conducted by an international team of scientists has concluded that the annual Northern Irish ritual of setting fire to things is mainly enjoyed by arseholes. "It's clear that piling up huge pyres of pallets and bedecking them...

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