Donald Trump has sensationally scrapped plans to fly to London for the opening of the US Embassy, preferring to take a much needed break on the Ards Peninsula. Speaking exclusively to The Ulster Fry, the controversial President revealed that he'd...
Officials at Buckingham Palace have stunned the world of royalty by announcing that Prince Harry will break with convention and marry his fiance Meghan Markle in a Gospel Hall outside Banbridge. The Prince has already visited the district, and is...
Plans are being drawn up to secretly fly African dictator Robert Mugabe to Northern Ireland, so that he can take up the reins of power in Stormont. The Ulster Fry understands that, in the absence of a functioning executive, the...
Top archaeologists working in Egypt believe that the "huge void" they have discovered in the centre of Khufu's Pyramid  may be the Co. Armagh town of Portadown. The experts believe that the mysterious hole may finally confirm their theory that the entire Pyramid complex was built to...
Local hospitals are gearing up for a flood of severely disheartened travellers after the Lonely Planet Guide named Northern Ireland as the world's top destination for 2018. Doctors fear an outbreak of a rare disease called Underwhelmed Tourist Syndrome, which can flare up when the...
North Korean supremo Kim Jong-un has joined in with National Take a Photo of Your Child at the Front Door Day by posting photos of his favourite missiles standing outside their launch sites. In an exclusive interview with The Ulster...
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The DUP's image in the UK was further tarnished today, after party leader Arlene Foster was accused of eating a family's pet hamster amid ongoing talks with the Conservative Party. "She landed to our house the other day slabbering that she was 'top...
With all the political shenanigans at Westminster, loads of English people are suddenly interested in the goings-on in Northern Ireland. We've put together this handy primer to help them understand this complex place.... 1. Northern Ireland has a population of 18 million,...

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