Prince Andrew sensationally faces the sack from his role in the Royal Family following his car crash interview on Newsnight, The Ulster Fry has learned.
Our source in Buckingham Palace tells us that the Queen and Prince Phillip are set to...
After the collapse of his plans to purchase Greenland from Denmark Donald Trump has turned his attention to the East Antrim village of Greenisland, The Ulster Fry has learned.
"The President is keen to expand US territory," says Trump adviser...
After instigating trade disputes with China and Mexico, Donald Trump has turned his attentions to Northern Ireland and announced trade tariffs on NI exports.
"We have many fine American companies making wonderful crisps, sausage rolls and five lighters for a...
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are said to be considering an American style name for the new royal baby, in honour of his mother's ancestry.
According to a royal insider, Harry and Meghan have drawn up a list of...
The mysterious lack of staff on the tills of Lidl stores has finally been explained, after an undercover investigation conducted by The Ulster Fry revealed that they are all out the back running a global network of secret agents.
Our...
US President Donald Trump has revealed that he "really, really wants to go to Bangor" during his proposed visit to the UK in June.
"Some good friends of mine, reliable friends, have told me that Bangor is a "must visit"...
EU leaders have agreed to delay Brexit until after The Twelfth, amid growing fears that travel chaos would prevent Orangemen and bands from across Europe getting to the parades.
It is understood that Theresa May made an impassioned plea to...
With Gareth currently causing property damage and travel chaos across the country, his mum has told the Ulster Fry that he's grounded when he gets home.
"He was always such a good boy, I don't where I went wrong!" a...
Following years of research and development by emotionally unstable, passive-aggressive drunks, experts have finally recognised gin drinking as a new branch of science.
"Consuming gin is now so complex and sophisticated that you need masters degree in chemistry to make...
A Hillsborough woman is said to be "spitting feathers" after that New York Times accent survey yoke that's doing the rounds said she had the same accent as people from Lisburn.
38-year-old Cassandra Campbell-Featherstone-Smythe told The Ulster Fry that she...
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