There were wild celebrations in Belfast today after it was announced that the city's famous Odyssey Arena was to be renamed in honour of its new sponsors - energy suppliers SSE. "We're delighted with the move," said marketing director Cheapskate...
With yet more technical difficulties striking their services today, Ulster Bank chiefs have confirmed that they are set to convert their holdings into a chain of bookies, in an effort to improve the chances of actually making a cash withdrawal...
Cash strapped public transport operator, Translink, have reiterated their commitment to sorting out their ongoing financial problems by appointing a new Chief Executive on a bargain salary of just £156,000 per year. Translink say the new incoming boss was the 'natural choice' for the top job after a...
In the aftermath of today's Ryanair theft scandal, in which hackers stole $5 million from the company, the famously frugal airline have announced their latest money-spinning innovation - which charges passengers to look out the window. The new system has already been trialled on a select number of Ryanair's Boeing 737...
Following a spate of vandalism just hours after the official launch of 'Belfast Bikes', Belfast City Council this evening announced a 'brilliant new money saving plan' for the scheme, which will see most of the new 'Public Bikes' installed directly to the...
With the elections looming and the marching season just around the corner, one Belfast pub has struck upon an ingenious way to make money from Northern Ireland’s honest, hard-working sectarians - by installing the world's first Fleg Machine. For the first time ever, drunken city centre revellers can now get off their face whilst simultaneously getting into other peoples faces,...
The world’s economy has been thrown into chaos this week, after news emerged that human excrement could now be mined for precious metals, including gold, silver and platinum. Scientists in Denver shocked the world on Monday, when they claimed that...
There were wild scenes of jubilation in Craigavon today as residents took to the streets to celebrate the town being crowned the "best place to live and work" in Northern Ireland, in a survey conducted by the Post Office. "This survey really...
Following the introduction of ‘self-service’ checkouts over a decade ago, Tesco recently rolled out a new ‘Scan as you Shop’ gadget so customers can cash-up their own trolley before they reach the tills. In a new trial running this month in Belfast's...
The Arts Council’s recent ‘13p for The Arts’ campaign was not a hit amongst local kids according to parents. The campaign, which asked Ulster residents questions such as ‘What else would you buy for 13p?’, aimed to educate the...

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Ryanair begin charging customers to look out the window

In the aftermath of today's Ryanair theft scandal, in which hackers stole $5 million from the company, the famously frugal airline have announced their latest money-spinning innovation - which charges passengers to look out...