There was much hissing and jeering from travelling fans yesterday, after news that Belfast City Council had invented some lame excuse to monopolise car parking at George Best City Airport and put a cheaper parking alternative out of business. "We're delighted to find a...
Amid growing concerns about childhood obesity, supermarket giant Tesco has revealed that it plans to pull kids soft drinks Ribena and Capri Sun from the shelves. Gavin Stunt, Tesco's Head of Bizarre Ideas, agreed to meet our reporters to...
As the Merchant Hotel launches their new water menu, the Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal that the swanky hotel hipsters are set to cause an even bigger stir by unveiling a new oxygen selection for customers. Here's a sneak...
Following years of success for southern Irish flight providers Aer Lingus and Ryanair, a consortium of Northern Irish business men have setup their own rival airline, in a bid to capitalise on growing a trend amongst local people for 'going places' and 'doing...
Owners of Army Surplus stores in Northern Ireland are celebrating after a week which brought "dressing like an paramilitary arsehole" back onto the high street. The news comes after we saw three amusingly sunglassed Loyalists put on a display of antique weaponry on...
After years of monopolising random days off work, banks have been sensationally stripped of the powers - with the Credit Union set to take over the role instead. "Lets be honest, banks have been a shower of useless hoors the last...
Experts at Larne School of Economics have warned that unless the government steps in soon, there may be a chronic flag shortage in Northern Ireland by 2018. Dr Mervyn Fullerton, head of the think tank, claims that “since Naomi Long...
The Police Service of Northern Ireland have issued a warning to men considering wearing shorts to the office tomorrow, that they could be in for a ‘whole handlin’ - possibly leading to a ‘wile kicking’. The caution comes after a...
There were wild celebrations in Belfast today after it was announced that the city's famous Odyssey Arena was to be renamed in honour of its new sponsors - energy suppliers SSE. "We're delighted with the move," said marketing director Cheapskate...
With yet more technical difficulties striking their services today, Ulster Bank chiefs have confirmed that they are set to convert their holdings into a chain of bookies, in an effort to improve the chances of actually making a cash withdrawal...

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