A Portadown native who never leaves the house without a Bluetooth headset attached to his ear has been voted the world's most stylish man by top lifestyle magazine Men's Shelf. 44 year old Barry Slacks told us he was delighted...
Local fathers were united in their praise of their offspring today, after children across the country turned up at the family home this morning with a piece of cardboard inside an envelope. "I felt like I was announcing the Oscars" revealed 57 year old father...
The search has begun for the last remaining Belfast man who has as yet avoided getting a tattoo. The news came to light after a social study carried out by Ballylumford University found that virtually everyone in the city,...
In an exclusive interview with the Ulster Fry, well known toddler Prince George has revealed that he's fed up with wearing his granda's old clothes and "wants to wear superhero stuff." The shock admission follows a series of photos showing...
With the good weather finally allowing us to shed our winter clothes, middle aged men up and down the country are complaining of being "treated like pieces of meat" by younger women, according to a report released today. Commissioned by...
A local man who possesses a convertible sports car is being "a complete dick" according to everyone who knows him. The unnamed man has apparently been waiting for months for good weather so he can finally take the roof down...
With families still finding it tough to make ends meet financially, a recent survey has revealed that doing a wash has become so ridiculously expensive that many mums are now forced to buy new clothes from Primark instead. "Have you seen the...
With the NI fitness industry enjoying a record boom period, a report out today by the Ministry of Insecurity has revealed that over two-thirds of Ulster's gym members live in constant fear of being mistaken for a chav - either before or after a...
As part of continued efforts to improve the quality of your newsfeed, Facebook this morning announced that today was the ‘last opportunity’ for people who were recently drunk to post a dull hangover status update for free. As of next...
Following the jubilant scenes of joy and celebration amongst Irish gay couples yesterday, it was back to porridge for straight men today, after everyone's wives & girlfriends unanimously decided that Sweden's Eurovision win was 'a good excuse to hit IKEA'. Across the...

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