Lifestyle

After the PSNI found a bottle of Buckfast being used as a light-shade in Craigavon, we got to thinking about what other Northern Irish home furnishings might be lurking out there. So we headed over to the offices of a...

A Dundonald man is celebrating wildly this evening after managing to go 4 days without alcohol. The man, who can't remember his name, embarked on his epic 'Dryathlon' on New Years Day, vowing to avoid alcohol for the entire month,...

People across Northern Ireland are preparing to undertake a series of life changing commitments they failed to achieve last year - and the year before, the Ulster Fry has learned. "I'm not drinking a drop of booze in 2018!!" explained...

Food sales at local supermarkets have nosedived as people ignore buying fresh produce in favour of eating old stuff they wrapped in tin-foil and bucked in the fridge days ago, it has emerged. "I'm not even sure what this is!" admitted...

Chinese takeaways across NI are bracing themselves for the busiest night of the year, as people who have been out buying food all day realise they can't be arsed cooking. "We're coming down with food here," admitted Phil McCupboard, a...

In an exclusive interview with The Ulster Fry, Hollywood superstar Brad Pitt has revealed that the traditional non-recyclable black bin day gets his vote over all other bin days. "No doubt about it," he told us, "It's hard to beat...

A top French chef has opened a fashionable new Parisian restaurant that only serves delicacies traditionally found in a Northern Irish petrol station. 43-year-old Marco Peure Shite told us that he came up with idea while holidaying here last summer. "Oui,"...

Have you ever wondered whether you need a good boot up the hole? Of course you have. Luckily the psychologists at Fivemiletown University have been looking into this eternal question, and have come up with a handy test to help...

1. Newsreader Moira Stewart is so popular in County Down that they named the town of Moira after her. They had planned on calling it Stewartstown but her fans in County Tyrone got in first. A state of war has...

A survey which claims that Northern Irish people are the happiest in the UK is a complete fabrication, experts at the Office of National Statistics people have revealed. People here scored highest when asked about their  happiness and satisfaction, but Chief...