Lifestyle

Medical experts are said to be "baffled" this evening after a Newtownards man's head turned into a sieve. It is understood that the illness struck 32-year-old Craig Colander when his partner Wanda sent him into the kitchen to complete a...

As people across NI prepare to 'Go Sober For October', one group of fundraisers have flipped the idea and are planning to get totally wrote-aff for a month instead. "We're still giving all the dough we raise to Macmillian Cancer...

People who invite you round to their house to use a hot-tub actually want to have sex with you, your partner, and probably your family pets, research conducted by The Ulster Fry has revealed. The survey, which by coincidence has...

A County Antrim man is celebrating this evening after finally being able to wash almost a year's supply of underpants and get them all dried in one session. 48-year-old Jackie Short was previously able to complete "a big wash" last...

Stocks of gift bags in NI's shops have remained unchanged for almost 15 years according to a new report, which claims Ulster's gift industry relies entirely on the blackmarket trade of second-hand bags which eternally change hands. "Have you seen...

After the PSNI found a bottle of Buckfast being used as a light-shade in Craigavon, we got to thinking about what other Northern Irish home furnishings might be lurking out there. So we headed over to the offices of a...

A Dundonald man is celebrating wildly this evening after managing to go 4 days without alcohol. The man, who can't remember his name, embarked on his epic 'Dryathlon' on New Years Day, vowing to avoid alcohol for the entire month,...

People across Northern Ireland are preparing to undertake a series of life changing commitments they failed to achieve last year - and the year before, the Ulster Fry has learned. "I'm not drinking a drop of booze in 2018!!" explained...

Food sales at local supermarkets have nosedived as people ignore buying fresh produce in favour of eating old stuff they wrapped in tin-foil and bucked in the fridge days ago, it has emerged. "I'm not even sure what this is!" admitted...

Chinese takeaways across NI are bracing themselves for the busiest night of the year, as people who have been out buying food all day realise they can't be arsed cooking. "We're coming down with food here," admitted Phil McCupboard, a...