Last week's we gave you a list of Catholic phrases that no self-respecting Protestant would ever use, and promised you an 'other-ways-round' version. This is it. "The Mainland": When referring to England, Scotland and Wales. The only Catholics who refer to...
A Co. Armagh businessman has entered the fashionable world of craft spirits by launching what is thought to be the world's first Buckfast infused gin. Craigavon native Gerry McCash told us that he hit on the idea whilst walking his...
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Farin hallidays. Everyone loves them, but we all end up doing the same old shite. Recognise any of this? Airport beers: The best beers ever. It doesn't matter what time it is, you're on your hallidays so start as you mean...
Farin hallidays. Everyone loves them, but we all end up doing the same old shite. Recognise any of this? Airport beers: The best beers ever. It doesn't matter what time it is, you're on your hallidays so start as you mean...
Driving in Northern Ireland is a whole handlin'. Apart from learning all that stuff in the Highway Code, there's a heap of unwritten rules to follow. We've compiled a handy list so you know the craic! 1:  Only overtake other cars on blind bends NI...
Thousands of parents across the UK and Ireland are naming their newborns after a controversial online movie streaming app, it has emerged. "'Kodi' is just such a gorgeous name!" revealed new mother Anne Droid from Belfast. "And cos it suits both sexes we didn't...
Scientists at the University of East Strabane have published new research which claims that the words family and fun should never be used in the same sentence. "We've been studying the 'Family day out' for several years now," says Professor...
A new report by the Ballymoney Institute of Anthropology has revealed that asking your partner to 'phone my phone' is the most common form of inter-couple communication in modern-day Northern Ireland. "About 90% of our daily interaction revolves around me using my mobile to find hers" admitted...
People across NI were "absolutely horrified" today to discover that they do not live in Florida, according to a new report. The revelation came to light earlier after tiny water particles gathered high in the atmosphere above the Province, eventually falling...

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