Driving in Northern Ireland is a whole handlin'. Apart from learning all that stuff in the Highway Code, there's a heap of unwritten rules to follow. We've compiled a handy list so you know the craic! 1:  Only overtake other cars on blind bends NI...
Thousands of parents across the UK and Ireland are naming their newborns after a controversial online movie streaming app, it has emerged. "'Kodi' is just such a gorgeous name!" revealed new mother Anne Droid from Belfast. "And cos it suits both sexes we didn't...
Scientists at the University of East Strabane have published new research which claims that the words family and fun should never be used in the same sentence. "We've been studying the 'Family day out' for several years now," says Professor...
A new report by the Ballymoney Institute of Anthropology has revealed that asking your partner to 'phone my phone' is the most common form of inter-couple communication in modern-day Northern Ireland. "About 90% of our daily interaction revolves around me using my mobile to find hers" admitted...
People across NI were "absolutely horrified" today to discover that they do not live in Florida, according to a new report. The revelation came to light earlier after tiny water particles gathered high in the atmosphere above the Province, eventually falling...
There was widespread excitement amongst people who eat stuff today, as news emerged that global food manufacturers are busy working on new 'salted caramel' and 'peanut butter' versions of all their products. "Making stuff salty and sweet is the hottest new trend in food!" explained...
A County Tyrone business woman has opened what is thought to be the world's first tanning salon aimed at people working in the agricultural industry. "It's a crowded market out there but I think I've spotted a gap," says 24 year...
Local mums lost the run of themselves today as news emerged that it was perfect weather for drying stuff. "I was so lured after I seen the weather forecast this morning!" Tyrone mammy Sian Mills told us. "I'd three loads of washing done by lunchtime, but it dried that...
It's the Belfast marathon tomorrow, and lots of folk have been preparing for the fun runs and relays that go along with the big event itself. As a result everyone's Facebook timeline is full of normally lazy hallions angling after sponsorship for...
Star golf player Rory McIlroy is to blow an astonishing £43.60 on an extravagant wedding at a castle in Co. Mayo. The superstar, who is marrying his fiancée, has told close pals that he intends to "pull out all the...

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