A Belfast man is believed to be the first person in the world to have a car that allows him to drive around in the dark without needing to turn his f**king headlights on.
54-year-old Johnny Darko told The Ulster...
There were chaotic scenes outside Debenham's this afternoon as an angry mob gathered to protest against having to buy a load of expensive shite for Gay friends who get married.
Four people were arrested after they attempted to gain entry...
Celebrity detective Coleen Rooney has stunned the PSNI by uncovering the truth about the infamous Northern Bank robbery of 2004, using only the power of Social Media.
Mrs Rooney, 33, told The Ulster Fry that she'd been investigating the £26...
Being an arsehole with a sideline in bonfire building has replaced Tattooist and Fake Tanner as the fast growing employment sector in the greater Belfast area, a survey of the job market here has revealed.
"Being an arsehole is a...
Much of East Belfast will be decorated with Spanish flags this marching season after a local loyalist misunderstood an instruction to smuggle back 20,000 fags from a holiday in Majorca.
It is understood that 36-year-old Winkie "Winkie" Bunting instead bought...
Craigavon District Magistrate Herbert Dredd has jailed a group of dogs to for "deliberately withholding information from police".
Sentencing the dogs, understood to be aged between 3 and 9, Mr Dredd condemned their "flagrant disregard" for law and order. "I'm...
An entrepreneurial East Belfast bonfire builder is relaunching the 11th night celebrations as a luxury loyalist festival, The Ulster Fry has learned.
'Tyre Festival' will be an 'opulent re-imagining of loyalist party culture', according to founder Billy McFireland, who wants to...
The Equality Commission has added "U OK Hun" to its list of sectarian phrases which should be considered unacceptable in the workplace.
"It has come to our attention that people routinely use this abusive phrase when messaging friends in times...
Hundreds of thousands of election poles across Northern Ireland are being converted into a network of interconnected street lamps that will allow people to see stuff after the sun goes down, the Ulster Fry has learned.
"We've spent millions installing...
With Derry still in shock and mourning following the brutal murder of Lyra McKee, The Ulster Fry have discovered that a gang of organised criminals in the city are grooming kids to carry out vile acts for their own...
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