Following the news that a big-hearted bus driver purchased a new coat for a homeless man, the Ulster Fry has discovered that many people are disappointed it doesn't have a divisive sports emblem which they can argue about on social media. "I'm sure it's...
A bizarre error has seen the son of God mistakenly make his Easter return to a small Co Antrim village, the Ulster Fry has learned. The mishap occurred after Gideons made an unholy typo in their latest Bible, which now...
The Province of Ulster, the North of Ireland, Northern Ireland plus the Occupied Three Counties, the Occupied Six Counties plus the Free Three, the Top Bit of the Map. Whatever you want to call this bit of land we live...
There was widespread panic across Northern Ireland last night, as Mother Nature unleashed what journalists have described as a "Massive Snow Explosion" . The extent of the weather chaos was matched only by the wildness of the celebrations in...
PSNI Craigavon's humour-based policing strategy looks set to sensationally continue today on Facebook, with the news that they're finally going to reveal who let the dogs out. "This new evidence will bring 16 years of faceless torment to an end!" said officer Jim Diesel from Craigavon's Historical Enquiries Team. "Turns out...
There were wild scenes of jubilation in Craigavon today as residents took to the streets to celebrate the town being crowned the "best place to live and work" in Northern Ireland, in a survey conducted by the Post Office. "This survey really...
A 48 year old County Tyrone farmer has set a new world record for the fastest ever complaint about a spell of good weather. The Ulster Fry has learned that Donemana man Marty Ferguson made the remark to a local shopkeeper...
Belfast City Council has been forced into the startling admission that Great Victoria Street is distinctly average. The confession follows a visit by the European Streets Commission, an EU funded body which examines the naming of thoroughfares across the continent to...
The hackers behind the cyber attacks on UK hospitals gave up on targeting the NHS in Northern Ireland after discovering they'd have to wait months to get access to computer systems. "We originally planned to include your hospitals," international cyber-terrorist...
Police in Carrickfergus have charged a group of local men with 27 counts of 'not having a f**king clue' after the appearance of several Nazi flags in the town, often on the same lamp-post as the union flag, In court this morning their defence team told the...

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