Northern Ireland Road Service have confirmed that the ejjit who nearly killed you, himself and everyone on an oncoming bus whilst overtaking you at around 127mph - will be about twenty three feet ahead of you at the next...
Translink have confirmed that the recent fare increases are to pay for the design of new Metro Bus timetables.  The redesign is due to be carried out by the Blue Reading Group from Mrs Hegarty’s P1 class at Ballyhackamore Infant...
As hurricane Abigail wreaks its windy vengeance across Northern Ireland, the Met Office has finally admitted that giving storms girls' and boys' names is stupid. The news comes less than a month after the weather watching department announced a new...
A 45 year old finance clerk from Ballymena has been jailed for two months after being found guilty of stealing thousands of Post-it notes to decorate his home. Passing sentence, the judge said Francis Toner was a "hardened criminal, who systematically defrauded his...
The people of Northern Ireland were left stunned yesterday when they learned that more than 50 trainee officers had been found cheating in their police exams. That got us thinking about how hard this test must be, so we sent...
The Council for the Curriculum, Examination and Assessment (CCEA) has been forced to introduce a new qualification which will help parents and pupils understand the GCSE process. They announced the plan this morning, after thousands of bewildered families received results letters. "Apparently I've...
Experts working at the University of Craigavon have today released figures which appear to show an increase in the hours of darkness experienced in Northern Ireland. The study began in June when, according to the report, daylight was at its...
The debate around Northern Ireland's linguistic culture took an unusual twist today with the launch of a campaign for an English Language Act specifically tailored for the Province. The move comes from the Belfast Area Royal Society for English Speakers, a...
Former Blue Peter presenter Zoe Salmon has become the latest attraction at the newly reopened Exploris Aquarium in Portaferry. The Ulster Fry has learned that the glamorous star was caught by fishermen while swimming off the Bangor Coast, using a large...
A Belfast civil servant is expecting his bosses to spend the day congratulating him after he successfully negotiated a bit of slush on the way to work this morning. 43 year old Robert Scott, who wishes to remain anonymous, called...

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