The people of Northern Ireland have finally come together as one to issue an impassioned plea to the weather, demanding that it "catch itself on" and produce something approaching normality. "The weather can go f**k itself," said a man we found...
The Public Prosecution Service for Northern Ireland held emergency Saturday hearings at Belfast Courts today to deal with drunken incidents from last night's 'Black Eye Friday' around Norn Iron. We've brought you a round up of all the drama... Sam Bookah, 24 from Newry appeared first...
Eamonn Holmes assaulting a racehorse is just one of the designs being considered for a new flag for Northern Ireland, the Ulster Fry can reveal. After a Conservative MP suggested using the St Patrick's Cross to represent the country, it was...
Most people waste half a decade of their lives running around trying to sort shit out for car MOTs, a new report has claimed. According to the survey conducted jointly by two Northern Irish motoring magazines - What Motor and Cyarfinder - MOTing your car is...
Local trendsetters were delighted today as the same Christmas Market that came to Belfast last year returned to the city this year, in precisely the same configuration. The news was welcomed by socialites across the Province, who can now take a break from their...
DUP leader Arlene Foster suffered minor injuries this afternoon in what has been described as a "freak accident" during a visit to the circus with party colleagues. It is understood that Mrs Foster had taken MPs Jeffrey Donaldson and Gavin Robinson...
A new survey has revealed that almost two-thirds of people in Northern Ireland are opposed to equal marriage rights for right wing religious fundamentalists. The survey, conducted for the Ulster Fry by experts at Larne School of Economics, shows that a...
In a move seemingly designed to offend many of its readers, the Belfast Telegraph wound back the clock today with a front-page headline that screamed "6 out of 10 babies born out of wedlock". The article went on to tell...
After a lunchtime spent lying on their arse in the sun, Belfast's office workers were left out in the cold this evening, as City Hall announced they would be reducing the amount of sunny days the country currently enjoys - in a bid to...
Two alleged criminals from East Belfast were forced to leave their homes today after police officers knocked on their doors and intimidated them with the law, the Ulster Fry understands. "They just rocked up and told they had to leave!" revealed nosey neighbour,...

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