Prime Minister Boris Johnson has stepped in to reassure the nation that the annual quare stretch in the evenings will go ahead, regardless of the Corona Virus outbreak. There had been growing concern...
An unprecedented number of people are now saying the word 'unprecedented' in an effort to describe the coronavirus pandemic, The Ulster Fry has learned. "Our research indicates someone first said it on the...
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With mass attendances dwindling, the Vatican launched a bold move to win over millennials today, releasing a new 'Ash Wednesday' filter on Instagram. "Young ones don't like getting off their ass never mind going...
Environmentalist Greta Thunberg has admitted that she could be wrong about Global Warming after she accidentally found herself in Katesbridge this morning. The Ulster Fry has learned that the controversial activist was in the...
Irritating pop star Ed Sheeran has been approached to take over the role of "Ginger Prince" in the Royal family, a Buckingham Palace insider has told The Ulster Fry. It is believed that...
With World War 3 just around the corner, the DUP have rallied behind Donald Trump in his fight with the evil forces of SF/IRAN, "All our intel confirms General Qassem Soleimani was part of...
Prince Andrew sensationally faces the sack from his role in the Royal Family following his car crash interview on Newsnight, The Ulster Fry has learned. Our source in Buckingham Palace tells us that the Queen and Prince Phillip are set to...
After the collapse of his plans to purchase Greenland from Denmark Donald Trump has turned his attention to the East Antrim village of Greenisland, The Ulster Fry has learned. "The President is keen to expand US territory," says Trump adviser...
After instigating trade disputes with China and Mexico, Donald Trump has turned his attentions to Northern Ireland and announced trade tariffs on NI exports. "We have many fine American companies making wonderful crisps, sausage rolls and five lighters for a...

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