The Russian government been secretly meddling in councils across Northern Ireland, according to top secret government files we found on the internet.
The documents reveal that Vladimir Putin has placed agents at every...
ICUs around the country are once again admitting patients with cases of suspected 5G poisoning following the easing of lockdown restrictions, the Ulster Fry has learned.
"Yes sadly we've admitted people into intensive...
Prefixing stuff with the phrase 'socially distanced' helps stop the spread of the coronavirus, it has been discovered.
"As long as you are abundantly clear that you are doing a 'socially distanced' version...
COVID-19 has been defeated and everyone can now go back to normal. explained everyone who attended street parties or drove to packed beauty spots to celebrate the end of the coronavirus pandemic.
"It's great...
Donald Trump has stunned the scientific world by revealing he has discovered the cure for the Corona Virus.
"Jeyes Fluid bai," Mr Trump told a news conference. "Sure there's nathin' yon stuff won't...
Seaside towns across Northern Ireland have come together to form a new independent republic in a bid to avoid an influx of Coronavirus laden tourists over the Easter bank holiday weekend.
The Union...
The Secretary General of the United Nations has assured The Ulster Fry that the cancellation of 2020 Twelfth of July parades will be met with a "swift and coherent" response by world leaders.
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has stepped in to reassure the nation that the annual quare stretch in the evenings will go ahead, regardless of the Corona Virus outbreak.
There had been growing concern...
An unprecedented number of people are now saying the word 'unprecedented' in an effort to describe the coronavirus pandemic, The Ulster Fry has learned.
"Our research indicates someone first said it on the...
The spiralling cost of hand sanitizing products caused by the Corona Virus outbreak has led to organised criminals muscling in on the trade, law enforcement officials have warned.
The revelation comes after a...
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