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As Russian diplomats are expelled across Europe in their droves, a UK government source has claimed that they are also to blame for the collapse of power-sharing in Northern Ireland. "Sure Northern Ireland used to have really warm tropical weather"...
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With World War 3 just around the corner, the DUP have rallied behind Donald Trump in his fight with the evil forces of SF/IRAN, "All our intel confirms General Qassem Soleimani was part of...
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Russian leader Vladimir Putin has ridiculed claims that he blocked a chemical toilet while staying in a static caravan during a recent UN summit. "This is a western conspiracy aimed at discrediting our government," he told reporters. "In my country...
Donald Trump has sensationally scrapped plans to fly to London for the opening of the US Embassy, preferring to take a much needed break on the Ards Peninsula. Speaking exclusively to The Ulster Fry, the controversial President revealed that he'd...
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are said to be considering an American style name for the new royal baby, in honour of his mother's ancestry. According to a royal insider, Harry and Meghan have drawn up a list of...
After the collapse of his plans to purchase Greenland from Denmark Donald Trump has turned his attention to the East Antrim village of Greenisland, The Ulster Fry has learned. "The President is keen to expand US territory," says Trump adviser...

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