The first Irish satellite will be able to get you "Sky movies, sports, the lat" claims a slightly dodgy looking scientist we met whilst doing undercover investigations in the pub yesterday. According to official statements, the EIRSAT1 is being developed jointly...
Prince Philip has decided to jack in travelling around the world with the Queen so that he can get more value out of his static caravan on the Ards Peninsula, The Ulster Fry can exclusively reveal. "Me and Liz bought it...
The ruling council of North Kilrea has raised the region's security status to 'Def-Con-Wan hi' amid fears that US President Donald Trump may be preparing for military action in the area. "We're taking the threat very seriously ," the President of the local Sheepdog...
There is widespread anger on social media today after a passenger was forcibly removed from the 238 Express service from Belfast to Newry. In a virtual mirror image of what happened on a United Airlines flight yesterday, the incident occurred...
There was outrage in the sleepy County Tyrone town of Newtownstewart today after it emerged that the National Trust had removed the letters of the word Easter from its road-sign. The wanton act of vandalism was spotted by a passing motorist...
Attempts by the US Central Intelligence Agency to monitor fundamentalist groups in Northern Ireland by hacking so-called 'Smart' devices such as TVs and Phones have failed miserably, security sources have revealed. "Basically this involves accessing the device's microphone or camera,"...
Following the announcement of a drive-thru Ash Wednesday at a church in Galway, an Armagh chapel are going one better with a scheme that will additionally wash and shine your car for charity. ‘Car wAsh Wednesday’ is the brainchild of Father Paul Pitt...
Ferry operators in Larne and Belfast are engaged in crisis meetings this evening after the Isle of Man broke free of its moorings in high winds and drifted north, before becoming wedged between Northern Ireland and Scotland. The problems began...
With scandal engulfing the United States following Donald Trump’s travel ban, the DUP today unveiled an updated election manifesto which proposes a similar scheme in Northern Ireland. “The first country we’ll ban will be the Republic of Ireland of course!”...
Russian spies considered hacking into the files of political parties here, but decided that it was a complete waste of time. The news came to light after the UK defence secretary accused the Russian government of using 'cyber-terrorism' to destabilise...

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