Top archaeologists working in Egypt believe that the "huge void" they have discovered in the centre of Khufu's Pyramid  may be the Co. Armagh town of Portadown. The experts believe that the mysterious hole may finally confirm their theory that the entire Pyramid complex was built to...
Local hospitals are gearing up for a flood of severely disheartened travellers after the Lonely Planet Guide named Northern Ireland as the world's top destination for 2018. Doctors fear an outbreak of a rare disease called Underwhelmed Tourist Syndrome, which can flare up when the...
North Korean supremo Kim Jong-un has joined in with National Take a Photo of Your Child at the Front Door Day by posting photos of his favourite missiles standing outside their launch sites. In an exclusive interview with The Ulster...
As the western world prepares for its first total solar eclipse in almost a century, scientists have revealed that the spectacle will offer a 'once in a lifetime opportunity' for people across the globe to experience what life is...
The UK government is considering the construction of a huge wall of pallets along the Northern Ireland border as part of its Brexit strategy, The Ulster Fry has learned. As our slightly poor artist's impression shows, the structure will be...
The DUP's image in the UK was further tarnished today, after party leader Arlene Foster was accused of eating a family's pet hamster amid ongoing talks with the Conservative Party. "She landed to our house the other day slabbering that she was 'top...
With all the political shenanigans at Westminster, loads of English people are suddenly interested in the goings-on in Northern Ireland. We've put together this handy primer to help them understand this complex place.... 1. Northern Ireland has a population of 18 million,...
A Ballymena housewife has claimed that the face of cherubic weather forecaster Barra Best SENSATIONALLY appeared on her slice of toast, leading to fears that he may be some kind of Messiah 42-year-old Semolina Pudding contacted The Ulster Fry shortly after her...
The Pope and President Trump hit it off so well during their meeting last week that they decided to go on holidays together - right here in Northern Ireland! The powerful pair also agreed to review some of our best known visitor...
The first Irish satellite will be able to get you "Sky movies, sports, the lat" claims a slightly dodgy looking scientist we met whilst doing undercover investigations in the pub yesterday. According to official statements, the EIRSAT1 is being developed jointly...

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