Business

In the light of the news that United Airlines is to cancel its service from Belfast International to New York, local independent carrier Beezer Jet has been quick off the mark to step into the breach. The airline, established earlier this year...

Employers and managers up and down the country have a strange notion that their employees will actually do their jobs today, despite the fact that it is quite clearly Friday, The Ulster Fry has learned. The news will come as a...

After decades of taunting from people who angrily quit work, one local boss has finally made good on an age-old parting suggestion and literally stuck his job up his arse. "It started like any other shift" explained Chuck McNugget from Belfast Fried Chicken. "Kayleigh was on the tills...

People who enjoy new dining experiences excitedly stood in a very long queue yesterday, to give all their money to a revolutionary new Belfast restaurant that sells meat inside baps. "Aw it was amazing" said first time burger eater Eden...

The world’s economy has been thrown into chaos this week, after news emerged that human excrement could now be mined for precious metals, including gold, silver and platinum. Scientists in Denver shocked the world on Monday, when they claimed that...

Top US toy manufacturer Hasbro has revealed a new version of its iconic board game Monopoly where all the action takes place in Northern Ireland during the marching season. Marchopoly will see players make their way round a board packed with...

Following the revelation that global election results are being coerced by nefarious social media activity, local tech startup Jordanstown Analytica have admitted they've been manipulating NI voters on Facebook too. "Our practices aren't as sophisticated as them Cambridge smartholes," admitted...

Office staff across Northern Ireland are today growing increasingly concerned that alarming levels of 'boring work stuff' is having a negative impact upon their Facebook productivity. Data input clerk, Owen Idle, complained, "The audacity of them to expect me to earn the money...

Experts at Larne School of Economics have warned that unless the government steps in soon, there may be a chronic flag shortage in Northern Ireland by 2018. Dr Mervyn Fullerton, head of the think tank, claims that “since Naomi Long...

DUP stalwart Edwin Poots stunned the local business community today by announcing a 'sexy' new restaurant franchise for a modern day Northern Ireland. Eponymously entitled "Pooters", the fast food chain intends to set pulses racing amongst God fearin' Ulster voters, thanks to...