People who communicate entirely through selfies were distraught today, after news emerged that photo app SnapChat had removed their ‘Top 3’ feature – meaning they could no longer creep on people to see which other people they were creeping...
Northern Ireland's transport links moved proudly into the 1960s today with the approval of plans for a third bus-stop at the world famous Belfast International Airport. Tourists from across the globe regularly jet into the International Airport from far-flung destinations such...
Owners of Army Surplus stores in Northern Ireland are celebrating after a week which brought "dressing like an paramilitary arsehole" back onto the high street. The news comes after we saw three amusingly sunglassed Loyalists put on a display of antique weaponry on...
A new takeaway opened by two Turkish businessmen has been forced to close after being inundated with creeps and perverts. "Plenty Of Fish" in West Belfast, which offers a huge selection of battered seafood dishes, told us they were 'horrified'...
With the elections looming and the marching season just around the corner, one Belfast pub has struck upon an ingenious way to make money from Northern Ireland’s honest, hard-working sectarians - by installing the world's first Fleg Machine. For the first time ever, drunken city centre revellers can now get off their face whilst simultaneously getting into other peoples faces,...
Northern Irish drinkers were left furious after reports emerged that one of Belfast's most treasured places to not swing a cat is being sent home because it's a foreigner. "Si senor, they have told us to pack up our sheet...
Following the announcement that UTV will relocate from Havelock House after almost 60 years, the Ulster Fry has learned that the sale of the iconic building will include classic UTV memorabilia in a bid to attract buyers. In our world exclusive report...
DUP stalwart Edwin Poots stunned the local business community today by announcing a 'sexy' new restaurant franchise for a modern day Northern Ireland. Eponymously entitled "Pooters", the fast food chain intends to set pulses racing amongst God fearin' Ulster voters, thanks to...
Following news that the proposed merger between Asda & Sainsbury's was in jeopardy, The Ulster Fry has learned the NI Parades Commission were the main objectors. "Whilst amalgamating the green and orange logos of these two leading supermarkets will not...
International transport giant Translink has revealed plans to install sick buckets and toilets on their fleet of buses to cope with drunk commuters during the Christmas festivities. The traditional "staff do" season always causes problems for travellers, explains Stan Dingroom,...

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