With the car industry already steeped in crisis following the Volkswagen emission scandal, Belfast car dealership Charles Hurst has poured more yet fuel on the fire by announcing they are recalling their fly-on-the-wall BBCNI documentary, House of Cars. The move comes...
A County Antrim petrol station owner is said to be "delighted with himself" after erecting the most ridiculously over-sized milk advert ever seen on the planet. 54-year-old Uel Tanker told The Ulster Fry that the ploy would put his station...
The Police Service of Northern Ireland have issued a warning to men considering wearing shorts to the office tomorrow, that they could be in for a ‘whole handlin’ - possibly leading to a ‘wile kicking’. The caution comes after a...
With today's announcement of a £27m rejuvenation of the area surrounding University of Ulster's Belfast campus, the city council have revealed an ambitious new plan to further "quarterise" the city into trendy hotspots with hipster-sounding names. Belfast is famously home to 5 quarters already of...
The world’s economy has been thrown into chaos this week, after news emerged that human excrement could now be mined for precious metals, including gold, silver and platinum. Scientists in Denver shocked the world on Monday, when they claimed that...
Top US toy manufacturer Hasbro has revealed a new version of its iconic board game Monopoly where all the action takes place in Northern Ireland during the marching season. Marchopoly will see players make their way round a board packed with...
The popular juice based drink Um Bongo is to double in price as supermarkets grapple with exchange rate fluctuations in the wake of the Brexit vote. "It's an impossible situation," says top economist Connery Wharf, "the pound is now so weak...
Scientists across the globe are hailing a 'major breakthrough in human development' after a Co. Antrim housewife became the first ever woman to work out how to put a toilet seat down. 42-year-old Wanda Pish made the discovery when she...
The unfortunately named Rank Entertainment Group have unveiled new plans for a casino in Belfast which they hope will find favour with DSD Minister Mervyn Storey, after an earlier request fell on deaf ears.Speaking exclusively to the Ulster Fry,...
There is growing concern in security circles that traditional 'High Street' price wars may be about to escalate after Poundland began selling nuclear weapons in its Banbridge branch. The move comes amid heightened tensions in the budget shopping sector, with the 'Big...

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