Business

Following months of denying families their working and family tax credits through ruthless handling of a government contract, US firm Concentrix have been hired by rogue nation, North Korea, to handle complaint calls from it's millions of disgruntled citizens. "Kim Jong Un is really impressed with our...

As the kerfuffle about the influence of so-called 'Fake News' on the US Presidential election continues to grow, experts have uncovered evidence that the made up stuff is often more accurate than the so-called real thing. The report follows the...

Northern Ireland's bosses have finally agreed that the weather's too good to be indoors and we can all take our work outside today. "It's gone way beyond a quare hate and is approaching clean swelterin'," said Will Close, from the Confederation of...

Consumer groups have expressed concern that the various religious denominations around the country are "likely to stick the arm in" if they start doing drive-in church services. "Many mechanics can't operate fully due...

In the aftermath of today's Ryanair theft scandal, in which hackers stole $5 million from the company, the famously frugal airline have announced their latest money-spinning innovation - which charges passengers to look out the window. The new system has already been trialled on a select number of Ryanair's Boeing 737...

Experts at Larne School of Economics have warned that unless the government steps in soon, there may be a chronic flag shortage in Northern Ireland by 2018. Dr Mervyn Fullerton, head of the think tank, claims that “since Naomi Long...

Top celebrities have been exploiting legal loopholes to hide millions of pounds in secret offshore bank accounts based in the Co. Tyrone town of Coalisland, a huge leak of financial documents has revealed. Dubbed the 'Peat Bog Papers', the documents...

Bakers from Ulster's two main communities joined forces today, after news that pudgy pastry peddlers, Greggs, were set to open 50 stores across Northern Ireland. Gordon Snowball, from P.A.S.T.I.E, the Protestant Association of Stuffing Tastyness Into Everything, told the Ulster Fry that they'd 'been...

An article released today by satirical website the Ulster Fry is reportedly costing Northern Ireland employers 'a clean fortune', as lazy-arsed employees read it whilst pretending to busy. "Aye I'm supposed to be doing something in a spreadsheet or some...

The Police Service of Northern Ireland have issued a warning to men considering wearing shorts to the office tomorrow, that they could be in for a ‘whole handlin’ - possibly leading to a ‘wile kicking’. The caution comes after a...