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Ryanair Chief Executive Michael O'Leary is the bookie's favourite for the 'People's Choice' prize at the annual Boot up the Hole Awards ceremony, organised by The Ulster Fry website. Mr O'Leary has been nominated for the gong following his decision...

With hundreds of Ryanair flights facing cancellation over unused vacation time, Secretary of State James Brokenshire has dramatically ordered work-shy MLAs to start earning their wages and take to the skies. "It's an ideal solution" he told a press conference earlier. "Much like pilots,...

There is growing concern in security circles that traditional 'High Street' price wars may be about to escalate after Poundland began selling nuclear weapons in its Banbridge branch. The move comes amid heightened tensions in the budget shopping sector, with the 'Big...

In a shock development unrelated to anything in the news, it has emerged that the DUP has plans to launch its own travel agency. "Club 16-90 will offer attractive holidays whatever your budget, so long as that budget is absolutely humongous...

Government plans to test driverless lorries on the UK's roads will ensure that their computer systems are able to replicate the behaviour of actual lorry drivers, The Ulster Fry has learned. "These new lorries will be able to do everything that a manned...

A staggering 112% of beards here are now working in a Game of Thrones related industry, new figures from the Department of Unusual Statistics have revealed. "Prior to Game of Thrones there was huge unemployment in the facial hair community,"...

Amid news that an increase in arrests for drunken behaviour by passengers may lead to curbs on the sale of alcohol on flights, a Belfast based airline has launched a service aimed exclusively at plastered travellers. Queasy Jet will operate...

Amidst the news that over 2,500 UK products have gotten smaller in a phenomenon called 'shrinkflation', local crisp magnate Tayto has reassured customers that their packets haven't shrunk - they're just further away. "Your arms are at least 6 inches longer now than...

The technology sector West of the Bann is set to get a major boost as part of the negotiations between the DUP and the Conservative Party in London, which will see £150 million paid out to provide ultra-fast broadband...

The world of male grooming was turned on it’s head today, as one Belfast barber shop unveiled an audacious plan to simply cut men’s hair without trying to pretend they are prize fighters, 1920’s dockers, lumberjacks or vikings. Nick's Barbers on Queen...