Autograph hunters from around the world are expected to flock to Sotheby's this weekend after it was announced that controversial Loyalist media personality Jamie Bryson has put his private collection of celebrity signatures up for auction. Sotheby's expert Rick Biro...
A County Antrim petrol station owner is said to be "delighted with himself" after erecting the most ridiculously over-sized milk advert ever seen on the planet. 54-year-old Uel Tanker told The Ulster Fry that the ploy would put his station...
International transport giant Translink has revealed plans to install sick buckets and toilets on their fleet of buses to cope with drunk commuters during the Christmas festivities. The traditional "staff do" season always causes problems for travellers, explains Stan Dingroom,...
The National Union of Da Avon Sellers (NUDAS) is threatening a one day strike over what it terms as "a lack of respect for our profession in society." Addressing a rally of over 3000 das in Belfast's Writer's Square, NUDAS...
Motorists hoping for a bit of light traffic before the schools go back are likely to be disappointed, after an investigation by The Ulster Fry revealed that the vast majority of Northern Ireland's roads will be closed by roadworks...
The Police Service of Northern Ireland have issued a warning to men considering wearing shorts to the office tomorrow, that they could be in for a ‘whole handlin’ - possibly leading to a ‘wile kicking’. The caution comes after a...
Car parks in Belfast City Centre are now so expensive motorists have been forced to take extreme measures as they seek alternative accommodation for their vehicles, an investigation by The Ulster Fry has revealed. One commuter we spoke to found...
Tech giant Nintendo has unveiled a reboot of the Streetfighter franchise which will see the classic game take to the streets of Belfast. The update hopes to cash in on the burgeoning market for viral videos of drunk folk fighting...
With the elections looming and the marching season just around the corner, one Belfast pub has struck upon an ingenious way to make money from Northern Ireland’s honest, hard-working sectarians - by installing the world's first Fleg Machine. For the first time ever, drunken city centre revellers can now get off their face whilst simultaneously getting into other peoples faces,...
With Northern Ireland in the middle of the post-Christmas wind down, experts at one of our top universities have raised fears that no-one will remember when they have to return to work. The researchers estimate that 76% of the population is now in a...

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